Barack Obama: Love Machine

By now we’ve all seen the photo of Barack Obama leering at the young woman. It’s no big deal ABC gushed in their defense of the President. Having seen the video, I am inclined to agree. But that doesn’t mean they aren’t covering up a deeper problem with our new President. Dear Reader, see what we've uncovered for you. . . . .

Two months ago, in an event that none of the networks covered, Hillary Clinton accused the young President of touching her inappropriately. “He used a Vulcan nerve pinch on me and then kissed me. . . like this.”



An angry President Obama denied the charge: “I did not have sex with that woman.”



But she didn't say sex sir, and soon photographic evidence came out. Duck, duck, goosed.



New York Times: "Hillary Vindicated! Republicans evil!"



Soon rumors surface of another woman. “No, there’s no truth to these rumors. This woman is a liar.”



Joe Biden, the voice of integrity, is troubled.



Biden demands Barack come clean, but Barack spits in his face.



Biden returns fire, escalating their spitting match.



An angry Biden supports this mystery woman, who turns out to be Kathleen Sebelius! “Oooga booga, and then he jumped out of the Oval Office closet at me.”



The President responds angrily. “I did not have sex with those two women.”



But then this photo surfaces of the President ravishing an unwilling Nancy Pelosi. "You smell gooood."



“This is an outrage. I am being smeared by a vast right wing conspiracy.”



But as he speaks, another photo emerges, of the President demanding "consideration" for appointing Judge Sotomayor. He would later claim he was only looking for somewhere to spit out part of a wangdoodle, when Sotomayor stepped in the way.



Senate hearings are held. “How large is your wangdoodle sir?”



“No Senator, it’s much bigger than that.”



The Senate is troubled. “We do not approve of innuendo.”



Soon other women appointed by the President make similar claims. He denies each claim: “I did not have sex with those five women.”



Until he realizes he cannot win. “I shall change my ways," he agrees.



But has he? Seen here, Barack Obama giving Hosni Mubarak a special greeting. “Meester Prezident!”




There you have it, the first big cover-up of this young administration. And there wasn't a word about this in the press. Terrible.

Of course, I might be reading too much into these photos.