You have got to love Joe Biden, the crazy Uncle of our Executive Branch. Since, President Obama appointed him the point guard in the Administration's War On the 2nd Amendment, Joe's been travelling around on his "listening" tour. But despite what you may think, Uncle Joe LOVES guns. He especially favors double-barrel shotguns for his wife Dr. "Calamity" Jill Biden:
Okay, just where do the Secret Service guys and gals that we provide fit into this double-barrel fantasy scenario?
Anyway, you know what to do. Give it your best shot...yes, I meant to say that!
And for extra credit because we don't grade on a curve here at Commentarama!
What are you two up to, Sen. Schumer?
"...if you wanna protect yourself get a double barrel shotgun, have the shells the .12 gauge shotgun and I promise you as I told my wife, we live in an area that’s wooded and somewhat secluded, I said: Jill, if there is ever a problem just walk out on the balcony here, walk out – put that double barrel shotgun and fire two blasts."
Okay, just where do the Secret Service guys and gals that we provide fit into this double-barrel fantasy scenario?
Anyway, you know what to do. Give it your best shot...yes, I meant to say that!
And for extra credit because we don't grade on a curve here at Commentarama!
What are you two up to, Sen. Schumer?
Bev, The Secret Service guys will hopefully be shooting back. :)
ReplyDeleteAs for Schumer, uh... wow. No idea, but the word tequila comes to mind.
Biden: See, I am not opposed to guns! I've got two right here! [Gestures to man with no hands] Come on! Get up here. Show us your guns! Come on! Oh, gosh, er uh...
ReplyDeleteAndrew - If you look carefully, it looks like Biden is about to shoot Schumer with his "finger gun".
ReplyDeleteBev, I thought he was tickling Schumer's wrist!
ReplyDeleteFrom the Daily Caller today and is a a quote from an interview with Joe in Field and Stream magazine -
ReplyDelete"I did one of these town-hall meetings...[w]ell, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.”
Btw - shooting blindly through a door or out your balcony window is...um...illegal. Just in case you had not figured that out.
I'm no good at making up captions today. (Must be all the wine and cheese I've eaten lately.) But for Joe's benefit, here is a video montage of women firing shotguns: LINK Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteI think Bev nailed it. What a lovable wacky character Joe is - in the narrative as written by the MSM.
ReplyDelete"I. AM. YOUR. HUCKLEBERRY!!!!!"
ReplyDeleteBev, Since when have the criminal laws ever stopped leftists?
ReplyDeleteK, But Joey B is lovable, no matter how offensive and stupid and anti-American his ideas are.
ReplyDeleteBravo to "Joey B"! That's a great quote!
So, Joey B., YOU are who we have been waiting for, right? Um, now that we have that settled, please go away...
ReplyDeleteGet off my l-- No, wait, I already fired all my rounds in the air.
ReplyDelete"Go ahead, make my daaaaaaay!!!!"
ReplyDelete"The load of $h!t was this high"
ReplyDelete"yeah, well, mine was this long"
rlaWTX, I would not be at all surprised to hear that's the transcript.
ReplyDeleteI view VP Joe (Slow Joe) Biden as more of a court jester than anything else in the Obama White House.
ReplyDeleteHe's comic relief.
LL, Every tragedy needs comic relief.
ReplyDeleteYou're not grading on a curve? I was told you're grading on a curve.
ReplyDeletePicture One:
ReplyDeleteC'mon I am Yosemtie Sam... Obama you suck at charades
Picture Two:
It's not funny Joe my tongue is really stiuck!
Ugh I am Stuck Boo Hoo!
Biden: Laughter