Monday, February 18, 2013

President's Day Caption Contest

For those of you who remember what a good president is like, Happy President's Day! For the rest of you, give us a caption for the following image. Winner gets a prize, but the taxes will make it worthless so don't hold your breath that anything will appear in your mailbox...

38 comments:

  1. Leave it to Obama to play Jenga with Legos so no one can fail and injure their delicate self-esteem... yet, then he mocks the Chinese girl who is clearly smoking him. Sore loser.

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  2. Wow! We have an early thread winner in tryanmax. LOL! :D

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  3. Kelly, Asian kids are exempt from self-esteem under California law. They're forced to find their self-esteem in achievement rather than platitudes. So Obama is technically free to mock her.

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  4. Kelly, Of course, we can't rule out the possibility that Obama is not mocking her, that instead, she perhaps used a rather large word and Obama is just stunned.

    "Whaaaa?"

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  5. Young girl explains the Laffer Curve to the president.

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  6. Koshcat, I could totally see that. And any second after this, he will smack himself on the forehead and realize why the economy stinks. LOL!

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  7. And then all the people went like this when I took their money!

    Who built that?

    Young honors student explains the 1% to the President

    Give me that back Mr. Preesident! Waaaaah....

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  8. How would YOU like to be my new Secretary of Defense?

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  9. Yeh, well,, Tryanmax stole that from me 'cause...well...I would have written that if I'd thought of it first.

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  10. Will I be receiving my invisible Commentarama T-shirt by email?

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  11. "You want some JELLO Pudding???"

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  12. I feel sooooo late to the party -and tryanmax stole my answer right out of my head!!!

    my next thought was:
    (in baby-talk voice) Yeeees, we can! Oooooh, yes, we can! C'mon, say it, yes, we can!

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  13. tryanmax, Sure, you can have an invisible t-shirt. :)

    Bev, I love the idea of her being his new Defense Secretary. That's fitting somehow.

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  14. rlaWTX, Good call on the "yes we can" stuff!

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  15. RlaWTX - Tryan stole it out of your head too? That not something i expect out of Tryanmax. T-Rav yes 'cause of his kittie commandos who I know are....I've said too much.

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  16. hey girl, cool tower, but I gotta run ... Tiger's waitin' on the first tee!

    BTW, as an adjunct to Scott's comments yesterday about the JFK conspiracy, right now on NBC/Universal is a 2009 movie called "Frame of Mind" It deserves to be named worst film ever made. Wait, I gotta go bard.

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  17. Girl: Mr. President, how much will cost for me to go to college?

    POTUS: Your....SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    -Rustbelt

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  18. "Hey little girl, watch me knock it all down. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."


    Little girl-"What happens if I pull his tie?".
    Note: she is reaching for his tie.

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  19. Max, Maybe she's trying to strangle him? I would.


    Rustbelt, That sounds about right.

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  20. News Flash! ObamaCare already out of money: LINK

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  21. tryanmax, That's my article for tonight.

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  22. Bev, despite your conspiracy theories, the kitties and I cannot steal thoughts out of people's heads. We're still in the testing phase.

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  23. T-Rav, That explains the occasional popping noises and the smoke coming from my head.

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  24. Girl: "Tax my towers, bozo and you get the eagle claw of death!!"

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  25. The girl's parents are off to the side.
    "Jenny, if he gets close enough. Grab his Tie and pull real hard. So we can get a picture."

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  26. Maybe she had Jedi powers and she's choking him?

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  27. Bev, that would explain the random meows I hear now and again.
    Andrew, do you think a good tinfoil hat would help with this problem?

    RE pic: I have this daydream of pinching people's heads off when they have gotten on my last nerve - perhaps, from the child's perspective, that's what she sees?

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  28. "Quick Jenny, yank his tie. Lets watch the secret service does."

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  29. Yeah, turns that whole out tinfoil isn't thing it what cracked to be up.....

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  30. T-Rav - I've moved on to titanium. It protects me from thought-thefts and it's more flexible for when I am beating my head against the wall...

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  31. Andrew,

    Well, I did it. My in-laws, bless their souls, are Fox-watching, Obama-Hating conservatives. Good people. I challenged them on what have the Republican's in general and Romney specifically offered to the American people. Long story-short this lead to some yelling and anger, but I think I sparked a small light in my father-in-laws head. Basically, their arguments were pretty typical and frankly I agree with them (especially about Obama being a crook). I explained that we have focused so much on hating Obama that we haven't done any looking in the mirror and see if part of the problem is us. Looking back, the democrats did the same thing with the re-election of Bush. They hated him sooo much they were just certain everyone did to.

    *sigh* When will we (I include myself in this) learn from history.

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  32. Koshcat, I feel your pain! I've had this discussion with many people by now and most eventually get it, but not before they throw a lot of anger and hopelessness at me.

    Fortunately, I'm seeing more evidence each day that people are finally getting that we do need to do more than just point fingers at Obama. I'm hopeful.

    As for learning from history, good question. The human race seems largely incapable of doing that for some reason.

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  33. Bev, Titanium is good, but I'm told the CIA can send transmissions through titanium! ;P

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  34. It is just to painful to refer to bo as president with his name attached.
    I liked it better when we had Lincoln's and Washington's birthdays celebrated for what they were.
    As for building anything bo is proving the Peter principal by moving up to Legos

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  35. Tom, I have a hard time seeing BO as president as well. To me, he's just some jerk I have to put up with until we can get a replacement.

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  36. Bev, titanium is beyond my budget, you got any left over?

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