Aaaaargh!
- Any Pirate who is worth his salt!
It's finally here. The best day of the year...no, not Christmas or New Years Eve or even your birthday! It's a shame it's only one day a year 'cause you'd probably want it celebrate it EVERY day! Okay, Commentarama-ians, get ready 'cause it is....INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! YEY!!!
So here is your task, if you choose to accept it..
First, there's the official Pirate Personality Test. Find out what kind of pirate you are...Pirate Personality Test!
Next, you have to have a proper pirate name. I mean, what kind of pirate are you if you don't have a proper pirate name?! Think Blue Beard, Black Beard, and those pirates in Treasure Island with parrots and peg legs...Pirate Name Generator!
And if you get stuck for the proper pirate words, you can use the English to Pirate Translator!
So get your Avasts and Me-Hearties on. And the only rule today is there aaaaaarrrrrghn't no rules [which, of course, is perfect for us Commentarama-ians, right? Aaaargh.]
Enjoy! And as always, feel free to discuss other stuff too, but remember you have to write like a pirate...aaaaarrrgh!
Aaargh, Bev. I'm still traveling so I'll be scarce, but I will do my best to use piratey language all day!
ReplyDeleteNice move by Ben "Greenbeard" Bernanke to keep ye old booty flowing into the market... way to avoid solving the problem matey! Yo ho!
I'm at Duke where I just got a great follow-up report from my heart surgeon :) On a more topical note: A guy sees a pirate in a bar with a huge ship's wheel jammed into the waist of his trousers. The man asks "Doesn't that bother you?" The pirate replies "Arrrgh, it drives me nuts!"
ReplyDeleteAye, Andrew, that Scalliwag Bernake is a scurvy cowardly landlubbin' dog. And yer moving with a full sail when yeh wisely claim that is just avoiding the inevitable shipwreck of this admin. own creation...
ReplyDeleteI predict that there will be another crash somewhere either before 2014 elections or 2016 much like happened in Oct of 2000 and Sept of 2008. Arrrrggghh..
Yey 10J! Glad to here you got a great follow-up!
ReplyDeleteNow maybe yer gettin' closer to hoisting yer main sail to take out these scurvy bilge rats!
I'm "Captain" "Mad Mary Flint". Smile when you say that matey!!!
ReplyDeleteAs Captain and quartermaster of this blighted blog I want us to steal every AR15 that can be found...
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152231664002796&set=a.144712777795.142220.44357672795&type=1&theater
linky please
That will keep the swabbies busy for a while.
Aye, Cap'n - Here's yer linky-poo
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Now about those AR15s! Are ya' after causin' a mutiny? Every bilge rat knows you be wantin' a blunderbuss! aaaaaaarrrgh...
Now about those AR15s! Are ya' after causin' a mutiny? Every bilge rat knows you be wantin' a blunderbuss! aaaaaaarrrgh...
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows a blunderbuss is an AR15 me hearties.
ReplyDeleteThe very essence of piratitude...R
Yar!
ReplyDeleteJed, I'm glad to hear you got good news! :)
ReplyDeleteBev, Aye. Sadly, I'm too tired to add more at the moment.
ReplyDeleteCapn' Dirty William Rackem reportin' in!
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