There’s a picture that I’ve seen several times now and it strikes me as a rather strange photo. Ostensibly, the photos is of a group of ISIS clowns trying to look impressive, but wow this thing is a joke... they are a joke. Check this out and tell me you don’t laugh!
This thing is clearly meant to make them all look cool. It’s meant to be like a regimental photo where you get a bunch of tough looking military guys standing at attention looking all military and whatnot. In fact, that’s become such a tradition that every real or imagined military institution will do those photos. This photo above is meant to be that, but it comes across more like some muscle bound loser from New Jersey who poses in Speedos, holding a pistol, and with a bird on his shoulder.
I love too how they’re all looking in different directions, like they don’t know where they’re supposed to be looking. Didn’t anyone give instructions before this photo was taken? Apparently not as they are resting on different knees and using different arms to hold up the flags... except for the kickline in the front. The kickline are all using the same legs. Of course, they can’t hold their guns the same either.
Dipshits on parade.
Do you wanna bet there isn’t a typo in one of those flags too? "Allah is grape!"
Speaking of the flags, it sure seems like they’re struggling to hold the flags in place, doesn’t it? I guess they were rushed and couldn’t wait for the wind to change to get the picture right. Must have been Virgin Goat Night at the sex tent... gotta rush for that.
And what about that tough guy in the front. Tell me that’s not a fake beard. And why is the guy next to him blurred out? Is he an informant for the cops? Hey, that’s not Mohammed1497, that’s Bill Peters Mecca PD! He’s deep undercover!
Of course, from what I’ve seen, these guys are a bunch of weirdo losers to begin with -- all the pictures they show are of super ugly dudes... tragically ugly dudes. That's why most of them cover their faces in the ski masks.
And WTF is up with this hat?
Did he escape from the Renaissance Fair?
We’re Number 1! Wooo! Go Cougars!!!
Losers.
The Nazis? They were sharp. They were scary. The Soviets? Inhuman killing machines. Resistance is futile, you will be absorbed. These guys? Pizza delivery guys gone wrong. I don’t know. This feels like we’re fighting the undercard this time, doesn't it?
We should just pay a couple street gangs to go get rid of these punks for us.
I love too how they’re all looking in different directions, like they don’t know where they’re supposed to be looking. Didn’t anyone give instructions before this photo was taken? Apparently not as they are resting on different knees and using different arms to hold up the flags... except for the kickline in the front. The kickline are all using the same legs. Of course, they can’t hold their guns the same either.
Dipshits on parade.
Do you wanna bet there isn’t a typo in one of those flags too? "Allah is grape!"
Speaking of the flags, it sure seems like they’re struggling to hold the flags in place, doesn’t it? I guess they were rushed and couldn’t wait for the wind to change to get the picture right. Must have been Virgin Goat Night at the sex tent... gotta rush for that.
And what about that tough guy in the front. Tell me that’s not a fake beard. And why is the guy next to him blurred out? Is he an informant for the cops? Hey, that’s not Mohammed1497, that’s Bill Peters Mecca PD! He’s deep undercover!
Of course, from what I’ve seen, these guys are a bunch of weirdo losers to begin with -- all the pictures they show are of super ugly dudes... tragically ugly dudes. That's why most of them cover their faces in the ski masks.
And WTF is up with this hat?
Losers.
The Nazis? They were sharp. They were scary. The Soviets? Inhuman killing machines. Resistance is futile, you will be absorbed. These guys? Pizza delivery guys gone wrong. I don’t know. This feels like we’re fighting the undercard this time, doesn't it?
We should just pay a couple street gangs to go get rid of these punks for us.
These guys learned the hard way never to buy discount ISIS flags. Literal translation: Aloha Akron. They're just hoping the infidels can't read their super macho calligraphy.
ReplyDeletePS - These guys make North Korea look intimidating.
ReplyDeleteOne more: If these guys don't celebrate Christmas, then how do you explain that ugly sweater?
ReplyDeleteLOL! They do, don't they! They certain do not come across as the most intimidating of enemies. They seem like some second rate street gang.
ReplyDeleteIt is an awful sweater... and a worse hat.
ReplyDeleteDrill Sergeant Gastogne would have been screaming..."Spread out you bastards, one grenade would get every damn one of your worthless hides...!!!!!!"
ReplyDeleteHey Critch, how's the knee?
ReplyDeleteBe careful, guys, you are beginning to stray into supporting the "JV" scenario. 8-). Since every response scenario these days is met with "but this is exactly what ISIS wants us to do"...and I mean every response, maybe by taking this photo, they WANT us to believe they are a bunch of losers.
The knee is better, I have a brace on it...my hips were really starting to hurt from my gait being off so bad, but that's eased up. Drudge is reporting that Obama blocks 75% of the airstrikes, the Russkies on the other hand apparently killed 600 of them and many, many trucks in one strike..yep, our Prez is a pansy...
ReplyDeleteRegarding Trump's assertion that people cheered the 9/11 Attacks, well, he is correct. A Muslim immigrant doctor here in my town was seen by his staff dancing and cheering the attacks...he was immediately fired by the hospital. His goofy American wife, who worked with mine, was running around telling everyone he didn't do what dozens of people saw him do.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing missing from that photo is the Cannon Films logo. :-)
ReplyDeleteScott, Indeed! That would be perfect!
ReplyDeleteCritch, You were in the military, could you imagine serving with these guys?
ReplyDeleteBut Bev, That is exactly what they want us to think!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteA Caaaaahsby sa-wea-tah!!!
ReplyDeleteEric, LOL! I have no idea where the sweater came from, but tryanmax is right about it being an ugly sweater party.
ReplyDeleteOne of the fugitive terrorists is gay. If the press makes enough noise about that his own allies will decapitate him. Works for me.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mediaite.com/print/fugitive-paris-terrorist-was-a-big-fan-of-gay-bars-and-drugs/
Salah Abdeslam had an unknown role in the November 13th attacks and manage to flee France before authorities began searching for him. He is believed to have rented one of the cars used to taxi the jihadis to and from their targets.
But despite his involved in a radical Islamic terrorist attack, regulars at a Brussels gay bar told the UK’s Sunday Times that Abdeslam was also a regular. One bartender said that Abdeslam was there so often and flirted with so many other men, they figured he must have been a male prostitute.
Truman's claim he saw video of thousands of people cheering in New Jersey as the towers collapsed sounds like BS to me since that sort of thing would have been covered before Trump just remembered it but I look forward to people twisting themselves into knots to go along with it.
ReplyDeleteOn a related note, Trump has renewed his threat to go third party.
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2015/11/23/trump-actually-i-may-not-abide-by-my-no-independent-run-pledge-n2084060
Autocorrect turned Trump to Truman for some reason.
ReplyDeleteWell, if statistics are to be believed, 1 in 10 of the bozos in the photo is gay as well. My money's on fake-beard guy and a couple near the back. Actually... my money's on all of them.
ReplyDeleteI would love to see the left do what they usually do. First, you need all the spokescreeps to come crawling out of the woodwork to tell everyone that "just because you're gay doesn't mean you can't be a terrorist." Then someone should propose changing the law to require terrorist groups to embrace gay rights and demand training if they don't. Then we need to start worrying about the rights of transgender terrorists too.
Sadly, I don't see the left doing that this time.
Trump is just making stuff up. Has been for a long time now because his supporters don't know the difference.
ReplyDeleteAs for Trump = Truman, that must be a reference to Capote rather than Harry Ass... er Harry S.
These dummies might as well walk around with "Kill Me First" signs on their backs....ISIL could have been destroyed years ago if someone had the nads to just do it..go in, kill'em all, keep killing them..don't take prisoners, they're too much trouble...
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