Monday, November 26, 2012

Caption This!

Now that Thanksgiving dinner is down to the leftover stage and the tryptophan haze is wearing off, let's have a little caption fun.

Here's the photo -


Now, give it your best shot...er...try! I mean, if you can't poke fun of the President of the United States, who can you poke fun at, right?

The grand prize will be your very own Commentarama invisible t-shirt 2012 Holiday edition that is hot off the presses! No matter what size you choose, they are guaranteed to fit! You can enter as many times as you can think up captions and the only rule is "There are no rules!"

Well, mainly there are not rules because this is Commentarama and we wouldn't follow them anyway, so why bother!

32 comments:

Barack Obama said...

"Wasn't Biden taller?"

AndrewPrice said...

"The power of me compels you!"

- From "The Exor-Omen"

BevfromNYC said...

Oh, btw, this turkey actually had to be euthanized shortly after being pardoned. At least Obama didn't have it droned!

BevfromNYC said...

"With the power vested in me by...me, I now pronounce you Man, Man, and Turkey. You may kiss my ring."

BevfromNYC said...

Andrew - LOL!! That's it!

The Turkey said...

Taller in size maybe, but not nearly as smart!

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, LOL! "Have it droned"! :)

Joel Farnham said...

"Do you accept me as your Lord and Savior?"

T-Rav said...

Can I...can I pet it?

BevfromNYC said...

"Now hold it right there! If you want to go after someone, go after me!"

AndrewPrice said...

Maybe he's trying to make it fly?

President Sand Trap said...

"And I shall call you 'Jamie Foxx.'"

Individualist said...

Wow! You secret service guys are right!

He's the perfect body double!

T-Rav said...

And the Lord Obama stretched forth his hand, and there was a turkey in every pot.

Commander Max said...

"Daddy, was that turkey one of the rich?"

"I hereby sentence this turkey to cooked up and served with gravy."

"We are going to eat this one, Michelle's is still wandering out back."

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, In Colorado, that's now "pot for every turkey."

Patriot said...

"Arise.....I your Lord and Savior command you." (looks to TOTUS) "Good thing this turkey didn't need a corpseman!" (wait for appreciative laughter from WH Press Corpse)

Koshcat said...

"A white one? I wanted only dark meat!"

Koshcat said...

"I have personally saved 250,000 turkeys from certain death."

Koshcat said...

"In other news, our Glorious and Merciful Leader invented a new food: The Omurky. It will provide jobs, cure hunger, and lower the deficit. ALL HAIL OBAMA!"

Koshcat said...

"Now son, let me show you how to handle white people. Step One, you look mean and angry. Step Two, you accuse them of being racists. Step Three, free money!"

AndrewPrice said...

Feeling a tad bit edgy, are we Koshcat? LOL!

By the way, I think he actually said he "personally saved or created 250,000 turkeys"... not sure, but I seem to remember that.

Koshcat said...

Personally, I like the Omurky. It seems to fit on so many levels.

AndrewPrice said...

It does fit on a great many levels. :)

The Turkey said...

Sure, he can pardon me, but who's gonna pardon him? *Groucho eyebrows*

tryanmax said...

Obama: Which one's the turkey? These white folks all look the same to me.

Kit said...

"Arise and walk, my son."

Kit said...

"This turkey is clean."

"He wants some corn."

"Mama say mama sa mama coo san."

"This turkey tells me that Frodo is making his way to Mordor."

"Apparently, this turkey is a masochist who wants to be eaten up. Huh, never saw that one coming."

And, finally. . .

"My friend the Doctor says that money grows on trees, who are we to disagree!"

Kit said...

"Maybe what the Doctor tells me isn't altogether true, but I love every tale he tells me."

He is altogether a marvelous man! :) He understands the Irish!

BevfromNYC said...

After careful and thoughtful consideration, here are the results of our caption contest -

EVERYONE WINS AN INVISIBLE T-SHIRT!!

YEY!!


**Warning: Either wear your t-shirt over your existing clothing or under. It's really best not to wear it by itself. Wear it proudly, but at your own risk! ;-)**

rlaWTX said...

"Be healed!"
"Oh, I meant to do that AFTER you chopped off its head!"

better late than...

BevfromNYC said...

rlaWTX - You get an invisible t-shirt too!

It does look like he's laying on hands.

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