"...if you wanna protect yourself get a double barrel shotgun, have the shells the .12 gauge shotgun and I promise you as I told my wife, we live in an area that’s wooded and somewhat secluded, I said: Jill, if there is ever a problem just walk out on the balcony here, walk out – put that double barrel shotgun and fire two blasts."
Okay, just where do the Secret Service guys and gals that we provide fit into this double-barrel fantasy scenario?
Anyway, you know what to do. Give it your best shot...yes, I meant to say that!
And for extra credit because we don't grade on a curve here at Commentarama!
What are you two up to, Sen. Schumer?