Thursday, February 7, 2013

Caption This: Oh, Shoot...

Okay, what the heck is going on here? Did he? Didn't he? And what the 'tar-nation (as my Grandm'ther would say) is he shootin' at, anyway?


And what about those drones, eh? Does this make anyone nervous?

23 comments:

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, This is obviously a photoshop because Oldbama doesn't have the strength lift a gun. Or it's a body double.

DUQ said...

Glad I got the right end pointed forward!

AndrewPrice said...

DUQ, Now we know the real meaning behind Obama's campaign slogan -- "Forward!"

Tennessee Jed said...

“This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.”

AndrewPrice said...

Wait a minute! So we can't use this as part of our campaign? We can't claim that Obama endorses the Happy Bunny Munitions Company (a division of Commentarama Arms)? Crud.

BevfromNYC said...

FYI - I believe that "tar-nation" is one of those Southern contractions of "entire nation"

Okay, now that I have clarified that...

"Look, Michelle, I'm shootin' a gun! Die, you Tea Party b****rds...DIE!!

Tennessee Jed said...

"Hey Dick (Cheyney rhymes with she-knee) I just accidentally got Moochie in the butt. Do you think that dress makes her look like a bulls-eye?

T-Rav said...

"Fore!"

BevfromNYC said...

But that disclaimer days NOTHIN' about using the photo for humorous ridiculing of the President.

Btw I am at the police station in lower Manhattan filing s police report. Some lifted my cell phone. So, if necessary, I can get a clarification on the photo rules or just turn myself in...

AndrewPrice said...

Does anybody else think he's using a target shaped like Hillary?

BevfromNYC said...

Well, Andrew. I don't know much about skeet shooting, but I know they don't walk around at shoulder level. I think it's a cutout of Bush. One more thing he can blame on Bush.

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, Honestly, nothing about this image strikes me as real.

BevfromNYC said...

I don't get why the WH felt the need to publish this, but hey I don't get half of the whys of the WH...

tryanmax said...

Is that a muzzle loader?

Tennessee Jed said...

hey, guess what I just heard. Spielberg is doing a re-make of "Zero Dark Thirty" that will on HBO (with a lead in from Bill Maher's intellectual panel show Apparently, they will try and make it closer to the actual truth of the matter. First, the enhanced interrogation was actually hurting our efforts to get intel until Obama got elected and stopped it. Apparently, "O" himself broke it open when he stared down a terrorist. Then, despite the protestations of the secret service, Barry demanded to lead the Seal Team saying "a true leader does not lead from behind you R.E.M.F.'s!!" So, he choppered in, took point, and got the kill shot on Osama. SO...... get off his back everybody. Spielberg never deviates from the truth.

Tennessee Jed said...

"air on HBO."

AndrewPrice said...

Jed, Uh... how did you know that's exactly what happened? Have you been getting access to secret files somehow? :P

Along those lines though, perhaps the picture above is Obama saving us from an alien invasion we never heard anything about?

BevfromNYC said...

Aliens! I didn't think of that. Well, now the photo makes perfect sense!!

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, Yep. He's saving us from an alien invasion, and we'll never here about it because they're suppressing the truth! Conspiracy!! :P

BevfromNYC said...

TennJ - But that's how I understood that it went down, except Obama took Osama out in hand to hand AND made it back in time to appear at the Press Club function. He is just THAT good...

rlaWTX said...

"may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.”
WHY would anyone want to imply that their product has those folks' approval????

ScottDS said...

It's not a caption but this was the funniest Photoshop of that image I've seen. :-)

AndrewPrice said...

Scott, That's pretty funny. :)


rlaWTX, Good question?

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