I don't know about you, but I haven't been so nervous about US-China relations since Nixon went to China in 1972. No, really, I mean it. Biden could say anything or do something Biden-ish and, well, things could happen.
Like this:
Dear Lord, what was he doing? No, really, what was he doing? I am as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. So, what is better to calm the nerves than poking a little fun at our leaders, right? So....{{{{drum roll, please}}}}}...Caption this!
At least he holstered the Biden finger guns...
Do your stuff or change the subject.
Oh, and if you just don't want to think about Biden in China, here's something else to ponder:
Like this:
Dear Lord, what was he doing? No, really, what was he doing? I am as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. So, what is better to calm the nerves than poking a little fun at our leaders, right? So....{{{{drum roll, please}}}}}...Caption this!
At least he holstered the Biden finger guns...
Do your stuff or change the subject.
Oh, and if you just don't want to think about Biden in China, here's something else to ponder:
Pizza is round, comes in a square box, and is cut into triangles.Is that a random confluence of geometry or by design?
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I know, things are in a tense spot right now and we have no idea what Biden will say... or do.
"How about them uppity Japs! I'll bet we wouldn't say a thing if you bombed them back to the rice age." -- Joe Biden 2013
I could see him say, "You know, you're my favorite Orientals - or Ornamentals"
"Hey Chairman, looks like you got one from column A, one from column B, one from column C, one from column, D, one from column E, one from column F..... and fried rice!! Heh, heh, heh."
"You loved my Chinaman impression didn't ya? Didn't ya? Come on, admit it!"
I love Chinese politics,,,after an hour you're hungry for more...
It's hard to choose which one is better so far! LOL! But the first round really should go to Patriot...no, Kit, no, Andrew...no, LL, yes...no, Critch.
I just want to thank you guys for making all my hairplugs....
-Joe Biden
Notice to Commentarama-ians:
Please raise a glass to commemorate the 1933 ratification of the 21st Amendment.
Thanks,
The Management
Did they really take the VP to China, or are they just holding a photo op in a local Chinese restaurant? Because I really can't tell.
I can imagine the instructions given to Biden's handlers: "Take him up, circle around for a few hours, then come back down. The motorcade will take him over to Schezuan Palace where the press pool will be waiting. We hired some actor to play the Chairman. Biden won't know the difference; he thinks they all look the same."
Tryanmax: I actually think that is EXACTLY what they did. LOL! Biden needs to feel useful, otherwise he starts talking off the cuff and "doing things". So what better way to keep him occupied than sending him "to China" in some undisclosed US location.
Hey slants .... Say hello to my little friends!
tryanmax and Bev...Well, in Biden's brain, there's a little section that deals with "geography" and in there is a map of China and each city has a section called "Chinatown." So....Hong Kong is called Chinatown; Singapore is called Chinatown; Peking (where ducks come from) is called Chinatown, etc.
So, the SS probably told Biden (after flying him around DC for a couple hours) that they were in China and going to a Chinese restaurant in Chinatown.
He actually looks like "The Big Boss" from the old Bruce Lee movies.
Patriot (and Tryanmax) - Okay, I see where you have gone astray. You see, I have it on the best authority that Biden does not actually have a brain...
Bev, He does too. He went to the Wizard and everything. Paid him a lot of money for hair plugs and a brain. He even has the receipt to prove it. He smart now.
He can wile away the hours conferrin' with the flowers and consultin' with the rain!
Andrew - Well, I did not know that. But it just proves that money can't buy everything!
Kit - LOL! That is just what I was thinking! Does that make Obama Dorothy or Toto? He's certainly not the Wizard.
Bev, Money can buy you everything, except love -- though it can buy a pretty decent facsimile of love.
On Obama, he does seem to have a lot of Dorothy in him, but he strikes me as so stiff that he's probably the Tin Man. Hillary is now the Wicked Witch and Bill is a winged monkey... Oh eeee oh, hey baby, eeee oh.
BTW, The Wizard has to be Bernanke. Total fraud hidden away in a dark fortress promising to make everything better with a little quantitative easing. Pay not attention to the balance sheet behind the mirror!!
Biden has the best (or worst depending on how you look at it) of all the Wizard of Oz characters:
Dorothy - Clueless
Tin Man - Stiff
Cowardly Lion - Talks big with nothing to back it up
Scarecrow - No brain (too easy!)
Wizard - The white slicked back hair
Flying Monkeys - Does the wicked witch's (Val Jar) bidding
From Kansas - Okay....Delaware...sorry, Scranton
Travels by hot air (Amtrak balloons)
I could continue but I'm ________ too hard
"Hey you guys got BBQ joints round here... I got a hankering for Pulled Pork"
***Newsflash***
It has been reported that Nelson Mandela has died. He was 95 years old and on life support when he passed.
***end Newsflash***
Bev and Kit, I always assumed Obama was one of the flying monkeys.
(Also, RIP Mandela.)
Bev, I saw that. I have a lot of respect for Mandel. He proved to be a hell of a statesman who kept South Africa from falling apart or turning into Zimbabwe, and he seemed to be a genuinely decent man. It's too bad that the guys who followed him have been such thugs.
RIP
T-Rav - I am beginning to lean toward "A Horse of a Different Color" for Obama, but that's probably racist, right?
The only way to describe Zimbabwe would be ethnic cleansing —against whites.
Also, if you want a decent movie, take a look at Invictus dir by Clint Eastwood and starring Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela.
"Just wait 'til they see my Fonzie!" Aaaaaaaaaa!
The sad thing is that Biden may be the smartest one in the administration.
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