Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Hillary Clinton 2016 Goes Country...

Oh, you've got to see this! I have no idea what demographic this was supposed to appeal to, but, WOW, this guy just single-handedly tanked his own budding singing career. This new country music-style video was just released by the Stand With Hillary 2016 Super PAC and...well, bless their hearts. [Translation: You are morons. Walk away from that guitar and we will never speak of this again]

***WARNING*** What you are about to view may cause nausea, vomiting, blindness, erectile dysfunction, multiple organ failure, seizures, cankles, and hair loss. Please consult your physician before viewing. Do not click "play" if you have just eaten or are not heavily medicated...



I am speechless. If this is the way they think they will win the white, working class vote, then they need a new plan. Needless to say, it hasn't gone over too well at all. But the good news for anyone running against Hillary, SWH2016 is planning similar versions that target the Hispanic and millenial demographics.

Sadly, Hillary has all the money in the world (estimates range in the $1billion range) to spend on her as-yet undeclared 2016 Presidential bid. You see, she has to wait as long as she can to officially declare that she is running because, once she does, she will no longer be able to charge $300K a pop for her campaign speeches and no more free hummus either. Oh, yeah, those fees are made payable directly to the non-profit/tax deductible Clinton Foundation famous for its charitable good works.

But then again, the above isn't nearly as bad as the video produced for her 2008 campaign:



Oh, and just for fun, this is from the rally version at a Texas rally in 2008...



Questions or comments?

12 comments:

Kit said...

I couldn't watch more than a few seconds. I saw a boot step into frame, heard a few strokes of the guitar —then raced for the pause button.
I couldn't take anymore. I couldn't take anymore.

Reminds me of the fake Southern accent she pulled back in 2007-ish.

darski said...

Ok, I can't say I wasn't warned...that must be illegal in some state or another. (barf, barf, barf)

It is my contention that liberalism is a congenital birth defect.

Rustbelt said...

OT: I'm a little late to this discussion, but yesterday, Kit said:

"Also, Crimson Tide wins games. :-)"

Care to place a friendly Internet wager on a certain Sugar Bowl, tide man?

O-H...I-O!!!

Critch said...

When she was foundering against BHO she came to Missouri and the first thing out of her lying mouth was, "Well, Missouri, you know your guns are safer with me than with Obama." (Not that us gun owners trust either one of them or any liberal for that matter.) Pandering of that sort is incomprehensible. She's just a lie waiting to happen.

Tennessee Jed said...

she is apparently running as a Republican in 2016

BevfromNYC said...

Rustbelt and Kit - I think the bet should be that the loser has to listen to all of these videos...maybe that's too dangerous....Hook 'Em Horns!

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

It sure seems like a parody to me, but then again, never underestimate the sheer stupidity of lefties.
Interesting that they don't use any recent photos of Hillary.

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Case in point: I saw a headline for Puffington Host on the sidebar and it says,
It Is Time For A New Great Society. LOL!

Cue fireside chat with Hillary as she trots out this new (no, really!) plan.
Because the last election proves this is what the majority of voters want.
They just don't know it yet.

BevfromNYC said...

It's just one of those day - Please talk amongst yourselves and I will respond to every golden word later in the day!

Anthony said...

The country music song just sounds like standard country music to me. The 2008 video is hilarious though.

The only nice thing I can say about the videos is that they are clearly cheap.

BevfromNYC said...

Anthony - the guy has a really great CW voice and fortunately his name hasn't been released. This vid wasn't done cheaply, however the others form 2008 are pretty amateurish. Incicently, the guy who is producing the 2016 vids is the same guy who did Obama's on 2008.

Koshcat said...

Loved the fact that they digitally wiped out the Ford emblem on the pickup. Can't support Ford when govement own GM. Not like Ford is filled with right wingers either.

Dumb. Dumb video, dumb song (and I like some country), and dumb lyrics. She's a mother, a daughter..

Well is every female a daughter? So to qualify she had to be born with XX?

And any politician that tells me that she is "ready" to lead isn't. You lead by example.

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