Sunday, March 8, 2015

SNL Torpedoes Hillary

I’ve said several times before that Hillary Clinton is in trouble. I honestly do believe she will implode before her coronation and someone on the left will sneak in to grab the nomination. In fact, this email scandal is starting to look like it might have sunk her boat, especially after the torpedoing Saturday Night Live gave her. What’s more, the left may have found their replacement.

By now you know the email scandal we’re talking about. We’ve discussed it before here==> LINK. At the time, I pointed out that there is a very damning aspect to this scandal, but that no one is talking about it yet. And I suggested that the rest of the scandal wasn’t strong enough to bring down Hillary unless the left wanted to use this to bring her down. That seems to be happening slowly. Indeed, here are some points to consider:
● The scandal has been reported upon by everyone in the MSM and it remains front page news today... and they're using ugly photos of her (the cartoon above is from Politico, not Breitbart). Ergo, it has legs. Even Democrats are calling on her to release all of these emails. Note what Diane Feinstein said, for example: "I think she needs to step up and come out and state exactly what the situation is. From this point on, the silence is going to hurt her."

● Clinton’s attempts to blame Bush were actually deflected by the media, as were her claims that this didn’t violate any law or policy.

● More damaging than either above, the MSM has been reporting continuously on the lack of Democrats coming forward to defend Clinton. Not only does this keep the story alive, but it implies wrongdoing of a degree that Clinton’s friends have abandoned her.

● There seems to be a renewed focus on Bill’s scandals suddenly, which gives Hillary the air of corruption.

● The number of articles from the left suggesting that Hillary should not be their choice has spiked.
All of these things are bad for Hillary, but they are survivable... at least, they should be in normal circumstances, but Hillary faces two specific problems: (1) this scandal seems to be morphing into some sort of personal dislike for Hillary and (2) they seem to have found a replacement.

The personal dislike aspect really hit hard this weekend with Saturday Night Live. They opened by attacking Hillary for the email scandal. Only the attack wasn’t so much about the emails as it was about her personality. Indeed, the skit opened with Hillary failing immediately in her attempt to appear to be relatable: “I’m speaking to you... as a relatable woman on a couch.” It then presents her as power mad, having wanted to be the President since she was born: “I was born 67 years ago and I have been planning on being president ever since.”

“Hillary” then delves into the topics of the emails to show us that she isn’t “hiding scandalous or incriminating emails.” For example, a friend in one email asks if she wants to see the new Bradley Cooper movie. “Hillary” then reads her response, which was: “I want to see myself as President of the United States of America.” She then devastatingly says to the audience, “See? Just fun woman talk.”

Why is this devastating? Because it tells the audience that Hillary is WAY out of touch with real people. This is the same kind of personality attack that finally made people see Al Gore as a robot, Sarah Palin as an idiot, and Gerald Ford as a klutz. This is the kind of thing that becomes fact and cements people’s view of you as stiff, obsessed, and something they do not like. And it only gets worse.

“Hillary” decides to share a “sexy email” she sent to Bill Clinton on their anniversary. Check this out:
Dear Sir or Madam,

Congratulations on your continued marital success. I would like to schedule a sit-down at your earliest convenience.

Regards,
The Office of Hillary Clinton
D-E-V-A-S-T-A-T-I-N-G!!! Anyone who saw this, and that will be millions of middle of the road voters, will now see Hillary as a sexless, power-mad robot who only wants to be president and has no social life whatsoever. That’s a horrible personality profile to be saddled with. In films, that makes you the pathetic middle manager, the out-of-touch principal, or the rotten bureaucrat. None of those are personalities people will ever vote to put into power. But this is how the left is now portraying Hillary. That is horrible for her, and it’s likely only going to gain steam.

None of this would matter though, if it weren’t for the fact the left may have found a replacement. After spending years being frustrated trying to woo Elisabeth “Fake Indian” Warren to no avail, they have found their hero: Martin O’Malley, Governor of Maryland.

O’Malley has recently let it be known that he’s running, and the response has been tremendous. Unlike Hillary, who never really earned anything she’s gotten politically, O’Malley got elected Governor of Maryland in 2006 and has held the job since. Before that, he was the Mayor of Baltimore, a black city, from 1999 to 2007 and a member of its city council since 1991. As governor, in 2011, he signed a bill making illegal aliens eligible for in-state college tuition. In 2012, he legalized gay marriage in Maryland, a law which was later upheld by voter referendum. In 2013, he repealed capital punishment in Maryland. These are hard-left stances Hillary has only paid lip service to. But they aren’t crazy enough that he comes across as a whacko. He also has the “professional looking white male” thing which the Democrats rely on to attract white trash voters.

Hillary, by comparison, is an elitist, sexless, sour old woman who reeks of corruption and has a long history as a tool of Big Business. She has never taken a controversial stance until it was no longer controversial, and even then she hedges half a dozen ways. She has no charisma, is gaffe prone, isn't telegenic or energetic... or particularly competent.

This is bad for Hillary.

27 comments:

Kit said...

Watching the Hillary sketch. Wow.

I didn't think it was even possible for them to skewer a Democrat like that!

AndrewPrice said...

Kit, They rip her apart, don't they? And it's all about her as a person, not the scandal. This is devastating to an image.

Kit said...

Andrew,

My favorite is the "mature romance" of the email she sent to Bill Clinton.

AndrewPrice said...

Kit, I like that too. Plus the bit about her actually saying she's a relatable woman sitting on a couch.

Kit said...

By the way, to those who have not seen it, here is a link to the sketch at Youtube.
LINK

Kit said...

"What a relatable laugh."

Anthony said...

The Hillary sketch is devastating and hilarious but I still think she is the inevitable nominee unless (and perhaps even if) Elizabeth Warren jumps into the game. On paper O'Malley is a strong contender (liberal and scandal free, even though he is awfully fond of taxes), but as a Marylander I think O'Malley is a bit too vanilla personality-wise to go anywhere.

No matter how the Democratic nominee is, I think if Republicans avoid stupid attacks (something they did a great job of in 2014) and stay unified, they can win 2016.

Robert L. Hedd said...

If the Repubs were smart.....(Insert zany comments here).....and O'Malleable runs, they should point out that O'Malley taxed even THE RAIN when he was governor of MD. That fact alone, and the current Repub governors campaign statement basically asking voters "Taxed Enough Already?" should be enough to do him in. Too easy.

Right. Okay. Back to the inevitable relatable female (did she ever state she WAS female? Just asking) with her relatable laugh.

Bob

Critch said...

Wow, SNL has found their backbone again..amazing...

Koshcat said...

Several years ago I was at a meeting in Chicago and went to a Second City show. They skewered Hillary as a devious ladder climber accusing her of trying to eliminate Obama. That was one of the first clues. The young, who tend to vote democrat, can't stand her. Her primary support is from the unions. It will be very interesting to watch as while the unions are better organized the youth have more energy and chutzpa.

Writer X said...

All of the people who bought "Ready for Hilary" bumper stickers are probably crying in their cornflakes about now...

Personally, I hope she runs. I wouldn't mind more SNL skits that are worth watching.

Excellent post, Andrew. As usual. :)

BevfromNYC said...

First of all "Finally!!". Especially the part about "If I AM running...who knows?". She did that when "deciding" whether to run for Senate, whether to be Sec't of State, and now with the endless announcements that she will be announcing about when she will finally announce something or not.

It's interesting because the email issue is bad enough. It is a blatant violation of federal law no matter how they want to spin it. The law was enacted in 2009, so there is really no way to logically spin it to say Bush and Colin Powell had personal email too! Because neither were not subject to this specific law and the law was specifically put in place to stop personal emails.

But what I really think is that this whole thing is making ChelsBillary very, very nervous since I believe that the Committee Who Investigates These Things is really looking for a trail of email dates that can be matched with foreign donations to the Clinton Foundation of Really Good Lucrative Works. That is going to be THE money scandal that puts people in jail. Then all that stuff about allowing Hillary's State Dept. personnel split time "consulting" for private industry into focus too...

However, I hope she weathers all of this because maybe Republicans can run a cauliflower and win this time around.

tryanmax said...

That's surprising stuff, considering how in-the-tank for Hillary the SNL cast of 2008 was. But a lot can change in a few years.

It would be high irony if this O'Malley guy swoops in to take the Dem nod from the anointed candidate the same way Bill did, way back when. That said, he's got his work cut out for him on name recognition. It took awhile for it to ring any bells for me...imagine what it's like for the folks paying only average attention to events.

AndrewPrice said...

Anthony, If I had to put money down right now, I would bet it will be Hillary. But I see this as a serious wound that seems to be growing. And O'Malley may be dull, but he's got the right stances for the left.

AndrewPrice said...

Bob, I think the Republicans are in trouble unless they can start articulating an agenda that appeals to voters. Just being "not the other guy" only works in some circumstances, and I don't see that working against O'Malley or Clinton.

AndrewPrice said...

Critch, It is amazing!

AndrewPrice said...

Koshcat, I get the sense that Hillary has always been seen as a necessary evil on the left rather than someone they truly love. The problem they've had until now is that they haven't had a replacement.

AndrewPrice said...

Thanks X! That is a funny point! Think of all the people who already bought a bumpersticker or t-shirt with her slogan! LOL!

BevfromNYC said...

Of course the other issue with O'Malley is that he is going to have to explain why, if his agenda was so popular in Maryland, did a Republican win the governorship so handily in Nov 2014. Yeah, yeah, wave of discontent, but he is going to have to get through Hillary first and you know her team will find every skeleton in his closet too.

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, That could well be. Even as an outside observer with no more information than what I see in the papers, it's obvious to me that their fundraising efforts have been corrupt. How many times has Bill shown up in some foreign country to collect a huge check right after Hillary blew into the town? Coincidence? Hardly.

Agreed on the "finally" part!

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, It is amazing. It's especially amazing how personal and negative the attacks are. They clearly are trying to hurt her with this.

The thing about name recognition is that once you win a primary, you get it. And if you become the nominee, then name recognition isn't a problem. So all you really need to do is to start winning primaries. And in that, O'Malley only needs the left and some moderates.

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, It will be an interesting and very negative race. That said, it doesn't sound like there are many skeletons in his closet. And in a race like that, Hillary will struggle.

Koshcat said...

I'm surprised governor Moonbeam has thrown his toga into the race.

EricP said...

>>I'm surprised governor Moonbeam has thrown his toga into the race. >>

Take [gulp] my governor, please.

BevfromNYC said...

If only Cuomo hadn't damaged himself so much with all the speculation of state corruption and such...I would gladly sacrifice him for the greater good of the Democratic Party! Really, I would.

AndrewPrice said...

I think we should combine all the Democratic governors into one MegaWhacko. Then that can run... while the military shoots it down like Godzilla.

Koshcat said...

South Park already did it.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Mecha-Streisand.jpg

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