Sunday, June 14, 2009

Barack Obama. . . Magic Man!

Did you know that Barack Obama is a powerful magician? It’s true. No, I’m not talking about making the American Economy disappear, or relocating the country into the heart of Eastern Europe circa 1967, I’m talking about real magic. And I’m not talking some fake, smoke and mirrors type magician either. This man has real powers. Just take a look at the following photos and you’ll see the evidence.

Exhibit A: Presto. . . chango. . . Obama likes to begin press conferences by showing us that he has nothing up his sleeves.

Right before he casts his spell. . . New York Times. . . you. . . are a chicken.

Exhibit B: Here Obama hypnotizes a group of Congress members for his own amusement. . . you will buy me a car company. . . you will buy me a car company. . .

Exhibit C: These are not the droids you’re looking for . . . Obama uses a Jedi mind-trick to keep pesky reporters at bay.

Exhibit D: Yes, he is a clown your amusement. Here Obama levitates a chair, to amuse French President Sarkosy.

Exhibit E: But there is a darker side to his magic. To keep Hillary quiet, Obama has turned her into a Zombie. . .

Snap out of it Hillary. . . Bill needs you in Haiti. . . the land of voodoo.

Next week. . . Barack Obama, Love Machine!


LawHawkSF said...

Andrew: Very funny! I'm waiting for his new act where he magically transforms a Prius into a Hummer and gets nine people into it, complete with hound dog and luggage.

AndrewPrice said...

Lawhawk, don't hold your breath. . . unless you are trying to squeeze into a Prius.

BevfromNYC said...

Law and Andrew - Our Dear Leader will just change the name from Hummer to Prius and everyone will believe him. And now that, I mean...we own GM and Chrysler, it could happen!

It's the wave of his hand in this photo that has me a little uneasy. Just a little bit straighter arm and we could be magically transported to entirely new ERA - Germany 1936!

Writer X said...

A legend in his own've pegged him perfectly.

BevfromNYC said...

Writer X - I think this should be a poll question.

Is going from "historic" to "legend" in less than 5 months a good thing or a bad thing?

A. Good
B. Bad
C. Neither
D. Both
E. Bush is evil

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, clearly the answer will be E.

Writer X, thanks, I thought so. I am particularly fond of the Sarkosy photo, you can almost hear him bragging, "uh. . . uh, watch this. See that. . . uh chair."

Writer X said...

Bev, as Pres. Obama continues to implode, the only mantra he'll have left is "Bush is Evil" or the old standby "It's Bush and Cheney's fault."

Andrew, regarding the photos, I don't think my retinas will ever fully recover from Hilary's eye-bleedingly bright cobalt-blue pantsuit.

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