People want him hung for his every word, even the prepositions.
He can speak idiot, in gibberish.
His incompetence is expanding faster than the universe.
He lives vicariously through Neil Kinnock.
He once had a non-awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
He could dismember you with his motorcade or his policies.
He is a big f*cking deal.
He is the most interesting man in the administration.
“I don’t always get to drink at beer summits, but when I do, I prefer Kool-Aid.
Stay Thirsty my friends.”
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Andrew: I can add absolutely nothing to that. LOL
Thanks Lawhawk, I'm pretty sure Joe could. I'll check our mailbox! LOL!
This is brilliant. That is all I can say.
Great list Andrew. The picture looks like he is about to burp. Almost like Foster Brooks. :)
Thanks wahsatchmo. Biden inspires me, what can I say? LOL!
Thanks Joel. Foster Brooks, LOL! Biden certainly looks a wee bit drunk, doesn't he?
He is not under the alcofluence of incohol as some thinkle peep he is.
hahahahahahahaha...
ever wonder if he thinks hes the coolest?!
Patti, I'm pretty sure that Joe at least thinks that he's Mr. Suave, if not Mr. Cool.
BBB…Biden brings out the best in you Andrew, LOL!
Well, I have to say that every time I think of Biden I want to get drunk...so funny!
Scary, isn't it Stan? Who knew anyone could be inspired by Biden?
Bev, I know the feeling!
and yet!!!! he is still considered (publically - MSM'ly) to be much better than W.
all hail the altering of "history" as we are living it!
how DID we get here?
rlaWTX, I wonder that myself sometimes. If the media weren't intensely biased, Joe would long ago have been run out of town.
Of course, the fact that they won't attack their own also means that guys like Joe float the top, whereas the "Joes" in our party tend to get left in the dust over time.
I couldn't resist: Jay Leno: "Happy Passover, everybody. ... Speaking of that, as you may have heard, Vice President Joe Biden did it again. ... He showed up at the White House Seder last night with a bunch of ham sandwiches."
very nice. perhaps I would say he speaks vicariously through Neil Kimmock rather than lives, but that would be the mother of all nit picks, given the intellectual capacity of the Commenterama crowd..
As much as I dislike barack hussein obama, thinking that senile old Joe (Slow Joe) Biden is one heartbeat away from being the most powerful person on Earth and Nancy (Hag) Pelosi is to heartbeats -- is frankly chilling.
LL, That is truly a chilling a thought.
Perfect, Andrew. This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
Thanks Writer X! :-)
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