Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Most Interesting Man In The Administration

People want him hung for his every word, even the prepositions.
He can speak idiot, in gibberish.
His incompetence is expanding faster than the universe.
He lives vicariously through Neil Kinnock.
He once had a non-awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
He could dismember you with his motorcade or his policies.
He is a big f*cking deal.
He is the most interesting man in the administration.

“I don’t always get to drink at beer summits, but when I do, I prefer Kool-Aid.
Stay Thirsty my friends.”

21 comments:

LawHawkSF said...

Andrew: I can add absolutely nothing to that. LOL

AndrewPrice said...

Thanks Lawhawk, I'm pretty sure Joe could. I'll check our mailbox! LOL!

wahsatchmo said...

This is brilliant. That is all I can say.

Joel Farnham said...

Great list Andrew. The picture looks like he is about to burp. Almost like Foster Brooks. :)

AndrewPrice said...

Thanks wahsatchmo. Biden inspires me, what can I say? LOL!

AndrewPrice said...

Thanks Joel. Foster Brooks, LOL! Biden certainly looks a wee bit drunk, doesn't he?

LawHawkSF said...

He is not under the alcofluence of incohol as some thinkle peep he is.

patti said...

hahahahahahahaha...

ever wonder if he thinks hes the coolest?!

AndrewPrice said...

Patti, I'm pretty sure that Joe at least thinks that he's Mr. Suave, if not Mr. Cool.

StanH said...

BBB…Biden brings out the best in you Andrew, LOL!

BevfromNYC said...

Well, I have to say that every time I think of Biden I want to get drunk...so funny!

AndrewPrice said...

Scary, isn't it Stan? Who knew anyone could be inspired by Biden?

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, I know the feeling!

rlaWTX said...

and yet!!!! he is still considered (publically - MSM'ly) to be much better than W.
all hail the altering of "history" as we are living it!

how DID we get here?

AndrewPrice said...

rlaWTX, I wonder that myself sometimes. If the media weren't intensely biased, Joe would long ago have been run out of town.

Of course, the fact that they won't attack their own also means that guys like Joe float the top, whereas the "Joes" in our party tend to get left in the dust over time.

LawHawkSF said...

I couldn't resist: Jay Leno: "Happy Passover, everybody. ... Speaking of that, as you may have heard, Vice President Joe Biden did it again. ... He showed up at the White House Seder last night with a bunch of ham sandwiches."

Tennessee Jed said...

very nice. perhaps I would say he speaks vicariously through Neil Kimmock rather than lives, but that would be the mother of all nit picks, given the intellectual capacity of the Commenterama crowd..

LL said...

As much as I dislike barack hussein obama, thinking that senile old Joe (Slow Joe) Biden is one heartbeat away from being the most powerful person on Earth and Nancy (Hag) Pelosi is to heartbeats -- is frankly chilling.

AndrewPrice said...

LL, That is truly a chilling a thought.

Writer X said...

Perfect, Andrew. This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

AndrewPrice said...

Thanks Writer X! :-)

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