Saturday, December 1, 2012

Caption This...Again!

They say that a picture is worth a thousand words. Use some of those words to caption this:



If we have to look at him for the next four years, at least we should get a good laugh at his expense, right? And in true modern American spirit, grand prizes will be given to all who participate! However, Any prizes will be sent at a later date as we are down to only the very few small sizes of our very popular Commentarama Holiday Edition invisible t-shirts (and what we have left may or may not have been "pre-worn" by the Boiler Room Elves), but we should be getting more in soon!

Also:
BS Boycott List - The Good Ones
In our effort to help conservative and libertarian businesses in our coming "fiscal cliff" diving, here is the beginning of a list of companies that gave a majority of their PAC money to Red State causes OR are openly conservative or libertarian:

Products
Conagra Product
Tyson Foods
Campbell Soups
Flowers Foods
Anheuser-Busch
Verizon Corporation
Hulu
Jelly Belly Candy
Toyota
Nissan
Honda
Volkswagen
BMW
Subaru

Retail Shops
Whole Foods
Home Depot
Lowes Companies
Office Depot
Hobby Lobby

Restaurants
Cold Stone Creamery
Papa Johns
Red Lobster
Olive Garden
Applebee's
Chik-fil-A

I have links available for any who would like a list of specific products.
Please feel free to add to it.

36 comments:

rlaWTX said...

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!"

Koshcat said...

"...and Michelle leaves these huge hairballs in the shower drain. Gross!"

AndrewPrice said...

"Rrawrrr... I'm a tiger."

Individualist said...

"I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your head"

Patriot said...

The problem we have folks....whether we like it or not....is that this bozo is a pleasant looking bozo, so he can get away with the most despotic and tyrannical moves and people think "Oh nooooo, he would never do it for those reasons. He's such a pleasant looking fellow!"

The same problem we have with the stoopid party leadership. McConnell, Boner, etc. They just look like patsies with a "Please take advantage of me" look about them. No wonder the lib/dems can't help themselves.

Anyway.....as far as a caption: "Obama practices his Dark Sith Lord moves while negotiating with Speaker Boner"

AndrewPrice said...

Patriot, Image is everything. Tickle me Elmo would never be convicted of murder even if they found his with the fur covered knife.

As for Boehner, I've always seen him more as "Sad Clown." And McConnell is "Droopy Dog."

BevfromNYC said...

But the voice of "Tickle Me Elmo" is about to arrested as a child molester...

BevfromNYC said...

"And then I tweak his nose just before I punched in the stomach. And THAT'S when Seal Team 6 had to stop me before I really hurt bin Laden!"

BevfromNYC said...

Indi - Kids in the Hall!

AndrewPrice said...

Good point Bev, bad example. But seriously, cuteness is the greatest shield known against reason.

Individualist said...

Bev

I am really surprised to see Hulu on that list. Are they really giving heavily to Conservative causes or is this a just the same amount to Dems to get favor kinda deal.

Individualist said...

Actually 2nd grade recess but the Kids in the Hall are funny .... sometimes....

BevfromNYC said...

Indi - Hulu has taken hit because they refused to NOT show an anti-Obama film Other than that, they gave no money to either party.

Patriot said...

Andrew...your depiction of the two is spot on. Yet they both walk around with a "Kick Me" sticker on their backsides!

I'm so tired of hearing those two say something along the lines of...."I am SO disappointed that the President is not taking this seriously." Really......REfngALLY!!! No shite sherlock! I can just see Zero and the Dims (Hey! Now there's a Motown hit machine group!) sitting in the Oral Office and chortling amongst themselves..."Can you believe this ass clown?! What he said?! What a maroon! Let's kick him again!"

Idiots......

Patriots' conscience said...

Okay....that was the 2009 Firesteed Pinot Noir talking....not Patriot

BevfromNYC said...

Andrew = You are right though. If it weren't for how cute Elmo IS, having the voice of Elmo arrested as a pedophile would have been in the press for weeks. Well, if it weren't for PBS, it would have been in the press more. You know, like Petraeus or dead Ambassadors and stuff. I mean, Petraeus just isn't studly like that other sexual predator Bill Clinton. And as far as we know Petraeus only cheated once too. Well, and he's not a Democrat either.

No really, I'm not cynical at all.

Patriot said...

Andrew.......BTW....."Fur covered knife" I love it!! LOL

Elmo said...

Grouchy?! I'll show you what a true grouch acts like you stinkin' garbage pail living monster!

BevfromNYC said...

Well Patriot - In vino veritas!

Patriot said...

Bev....unfortunately.....Iacet nihil sed difficultates

BevfromNYC said...

Patriot - Tribulátio, mea est medium nomen

Patriot said...

Bev....I sense that from your posts! Try to stay out of it though.....(What fun is that huh?!)

T-Rav said...

"This is how I looked when I killed Osama Bin Laden with my bare hands!"

Commander Max said...

...and the Japanese talk like this...

T-Rav said...

Ha! Bev, I deliberately avoided reading the comments before posting my own, so...great minds, huh?

Critch said...

...and I had that taxpayer's wallet out of his pants so quick he never knew what happened....

BevfromNYC said...

T-Rav - Yep...too bad that there aren't enough "great minds" like us, huh?

BevfromNYC said...

Critch - That's Obama's problem. He doesn't actually KNOW any taxpayers.

AndrewPrice said...

Patriot, Thanks! LOL!

"Kick me" signs sound appropriate. Heck, at this point, "kick me" tattoos are appropriate.

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, Please don't speak Frenchican here.

For those who don't speak Frenchican...

"Tribulátio, mea est medium nomen"

...translates into "Only women read The Daily Tribune at séances."

Jen said...

That's when you sneak up on them and think "Gotcha Suckers!" before they even know you took all their money.

Jen said...

Ya gotta think not say "Gotcha Suckers!" because ya don't want them to know they've been had until it's too late.

Individualist said...

"See Michelle, I am doing Don Knots with Carpal Tunnell....

Wait... oh something's going on in Benghazi... damn it I am still going to the Vegas thing"

tryanmax said...

Augh! Malia! That was nasty! And no blaming it on the dog!

(What? I'm totally bringing the kids in for the second term.)

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, I thought he was going to return the kids to the rental shop now that he doesn't need them anymore? He must have put down a heck of a deposit on them.

BevfromNYC said...

"Hey, Joe! Hey, Harry....why, I outta...nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!"

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