Monday, December 10, 2012

Picture This...

Hah! Psyche!! This is really just a caption contest* by another name! Kind of like when Congress uses the same legislation, but changes the title and a few words to make us think that it's new.

Or when they write bills that are so long and convoluted that not even THEY will read them (or understand them). Oh, wait, that is not the same at all. But it bears repeating often that our esteemed Congresscritters admit that they do not actually read the legislation on which they vote. This is just my opinion, but I am guessing that they do not feel the need to read it because they do not care what is in it. Because they are not obligated to abide by any of the rules and laws they pass anyway. [See Insider trading laws, Obamacare etc.]

Anyway, isn't this a cute photo of Our Dear Leader? Isn't he just dreamy?? What could possibly have been running through that brilliant mind of his when this was taken? I can't wait to see what you come up with.

*Sadly, I must report that, until we go over the fiscal cliff (or not), The Management has advised us that prizes are hereby temporarily suspended until the beginning of the next fiscal year (or cliff) as they have actually been misplaced being invisible and all...the prizes, not the management.

33 comments:

tryanmax said...

Hey, cutie. Oh, that's a mirror? How embarrassing.

Not really.

Tennessee Jed said...

"Boehner nuts roasting on an open fire, cocaine snorted up my nose, although it's been said many times, many ways-- Republican's, elections have consequences, and you got the hose!!"*

* with apologies to Johnny Mathis

BevfromNYC said...

Tryan - THAT'S funny!!

"Hmmm, I wonder who I can drone-kill today?"

Libertarian Advocate said...

How's 'bout this:

I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and gay
?

BevfromNYC said...

Well it's funny except completely unrealistic. Obama would NEVER be embarrassed...

BevfromNYC said...

LibAd - Yey!

Here's more -

Whose the stupid bunch in the tricorn hats?
Who can that disgusting bunch be-e
Bunch of stupid twits,
Bunch of raving nuts,
Bunch of meany poops,
Bunch of racist sleeeeeeeaze!

They have slighted
And derided
Feel like droning them right out of sight
And I pity that I'm not Hugo Chavez tonight!

tryanmax said...

Bev, didn't you catch the "Not really"?

BevfromNYC said...

Sorry, Tryan, I missed it. So sorry...it will never ever ever ever happen again...I Obama-swear!

AndrewPrice said...

What's that growth coming out of the side of his cheek? Oh... those are hands. Strange place for hands.... shouldn't they be in my wallet?

BevfromNYC said...

And further on the "drone-kill" theme.

"Hmmm, it's our anniversary and I should do someone really special for Michelle, so which one should I drone tonight..."

Really, that will be my last "drone-kill" reference. I promise.

T-Rav said...

Frankly, I've never seen "The Management," so I must assume they are invisible as well.

tryanmax said...

Honestly, Bev, you need to stop covering for the BRE's. If they've misplaced the invisible swag, they need to get onto making new stuff. Simple as that.

BevfromNYC said...

Hey, Andrew, are you stoned yet?

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, No, everyone keeps missing. ;P


tryanmax, The BRE keep promising to write something, but I think they're lying. They seem to be on a massive world tour of vacation spots.

BevfromNYC said...

Tryanmax - It is hard to tell since the swag is invisible. It may not be lost at all.

{{{Psst...Tryan...over here...remember it is the time of the year when the BRE's become really, really sensitive...so don't say stuff like "get onto making new stuff". They have been known to...oh, sssshhh, I hear them coming now...}}}

BevfromNYC said...

Andrew - LOL! That took me a second. Don't you younsters use the word "stoned" anymore?

Hey,you kids get off my lawn!

K said...

Boehner is so just so cute when he's stomping his feet and holding his breath like that.

tryanmax said...

Sorry, I forget about Seasonal Affective Disorder. But seriously, "S.A.D."!? No way that was an accident.

At least Dear Leader isn't S.A.D. (see above photo)

Backthrow said...

Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The O got a wonderful, awful idea...

"I know just what to do", The O laughed in his throat-

"I'll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat!"

He chuckled and clucked,

"What a great 'bama trick... with this counterfeit garb, I'll seem just like St. Nick!"

Patriot said...

"It's great to be King!......Now pass me another. Don't bogart that joint Messina!"

Patriot said...

"So there I was...off the coast of Drambuie"...

Patriot said...

"So Carney....They bought the bullshit again? Sweet!"

T-Rav said...

Maybe you should just outsource the production to invisible Chinese people. I mean, the little kids are so malnourished and short they rarely appear in the camera shots anyway, so they might as well be invisible, amirite?

(And I'm going to hell for that one...)

BevfromNYC said...

T-Rav - {{Bev shakes head in disappointment}} - ;-P

tryanmax said...

Totally OT (but we need a distraction from T-Rav anyway) - I just saw a local car ad with a guy playing Santa, but they distorted his voice to make it lower so he sounded like Satan. LOL!

Wait a minute. Santa... Satan... Hmmm.

Meh, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

T-Rav said...

EXCUSE ME??? I try and subtly bring to everyone's attention the plight of Chinese youths forced to do backbreaking labor and deprived of their freedom and their childhood, and this is the thanks I get?? It's like I don't even know you people anymore. Unbelievable.

tryanmax said...

It's not you, T-Rav. It's just that since 0bama was re-elected, we're pretty sure that everything is racist now.

BevfromNYC said...

Satan, Santa, potato, potahto...

BevfromNYC said...

Now, T-Rav, calm down...trust me - it's you, not us! ;-P

But speaking of the youth in Asia. When I was a freshman in HS, my American Gov teacher announced that our topic of discussion the next day was going to be "youth in Asia". Well, okay, but that seemed kind of odd, but hey. So, I read up on Asian culture.

The next day, we started our discussion, and that was the first time I heard the word "euthanasia"...true story.

T-Rav said...

tryanmax, I thought that was just for black people. You're telling me Asians count, too?! (groan)

Incidentally, regarding your prior comment, I knew people in my hometown who were like that with the Satan/Santa thing. They also thought saying "Xmas" was a sign the atheists were taking over (they are, just not for that reason), because "Christmas" wasn't being spelled out. I explained X was a symbol for the word "Christ" going back to the Greek alphabet; I suspect I did no good.

T-Rav said...

Bev, what can I say? They're trend-setters. :-b

tryanmax said...

T-Rav, RE: Xmas. Unfortunately, as it is with all communication, the message is subject to the interpretation of the receiver. It's still ironic that Xians would do that, though, since a fair chunk of the Bible is devoted to telling people to listen and not mix things up.

As for the atheists, don't worry about it. They are taking over, but that's a fait accompli. Says that in the Bible, too. Now if we could just get some Xians to read it...

rlaWTX said...

I like Backthrow's the best... not that I'm judging or anything.

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