● Trump didn't wave when he got on Air Force One! He wants to suppress the media!
● Kelly Conway punched someone at the inaugural ball. She's dangerous!!
● OMG! He didn't want black performers at the inaugural because blacks didn't vote for him! What a racist!
● Trump is fuming and obsessed with the negative coverage. He's a monster!
● Trump lies! Politicians can't lie! Wait, yes, I know Pharell said that "everybody lies" when Hillary got caught lying about everything, but that's different!!!
● The Trump team is at each other's throats. His own people hate him! It's CHAOS in the White House!
● Trump is using a private email server! Arrest him! They arrested Hillary for that!
● Trump is making decisions based on late-night political talk shows! He's not competent to be president! Steven Colbert told me so!
● It kind of looks like Melina is uncomfortable around Trump. He must be an abuser!
● Kelly Anne Conway wore red, white and blue! How dare she wrap herself in flag colors!
● Trump's ex and his trashy daughter tried to get their hair done for free!
● Trump isn't paying his private contractors for work done at one of his properties! He's a fraud!
● My God! Why won't Trump release his taxes? We MUST KNOW WHAT'S IN THEM! Help us Wikileaks!! Hack our President!
● Trump is breaking the law by fixing the typos in his tweets... OMG, somebody stop this man! He's changing history to cover up his crimes? He has no right to speak to the public except through the media!
● The "entire management team" at the State Department resigned! Don't you see how he's destroying the government? These aging civil servants never retire in such large numbers! Six of them! Think of all the lost experience!
● If Ben Carson lets Trump properties get HUD contracts, there is nothing anyone can do!! He's a criminal! How dare Elizabeth Warren vote for him!!!! Traitor!!!
● Trump is trying to silence agency employees who refuse to follow his orders! He's a dictator!
● Steve Bannon told the media to "keep their mouths shut!" He's trying to silence us! I don't even know what the context of the quote was!
● OMG! He's signing Executive Orders to do things! Where did he get that power?!! What about Democracy! How can a President do this? Well, other than Obama that is.
● OMG! He threatened mayors who threatened to resist him with consequences! How dare he fight back! This man is worse than Hitler!
● He removed the bust of Martin Luther King from the White House! The racist!
● He wants to bring back torture!
● How dare he waste time investigating voter fraud!
● He claims Obama left him a letter, but won't read it to us!! All Presidents do this, but we don't believe him! Obama won't betray us like that!
I'm enjoying the heck out of this. These idiots have lost their hive mind. All Trump needs to say is "Boo!" and they jump a mile high screaming bloody murder. Best of all, this is keeping them from putting together a useful defense against Trump's agenda. Ha ha! I mean... Grrrr, he's coming to get you!!! Boo!