Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Anal yzing Hillary

Any psychologist who will give a diagnosis without meeting a person in person and over the course of several sessions is a liar and an asshat... and very useful to journalists and defense attorneys. Anyways, some chickiepooh named Dr. Bond... Alma Bond... just did a number of Hillary Clinton. Dr. Bond is a psychoanalyst (psycho◦anal◦yst) from Columbia University. Allow me to translate the article discussing her psychobabble for your edification.

Hillary Clinton is a lonely woman who has trouble expressing her feelings.

So is Caitlin Jenner. Seriously though, this is no surprise. People with her personality type (asshole) tend to be lonely for reasons that are a complete and total mystery to them. As for problems expressing herself, yeah, we see that every time she opens her mouth. This woman couldn’t express her desire to exit a paper bag.

So says Dr. Alma Bond... She has been studying Hillary Clinton from afar for many years.

Alma is a lazy stalker... and pretty much disqualifies her opinion right there. Let us continue, however, for the sake of argument.

The Democratic presidential candidate has difficulty with men...

Yeah, no crap. One word: pantsuit. And if you don’t like that word, try some of these: asexual, lesbian, ugly, deeply unpleasant, cackles, nagger, man-hater, clingy.

...and she needs a woman friend on her same political level that she can share strategy or top secret events of the day.

Yeah, chicks are like that. But wherever will Hillary find another woman who got famous because of her husband and is now in the tail end of an incompetent, accomplishment-free political career? Where is Imelda Marcos when you need her?

Dr. Bond suggests that Hillary has unsuccessfully looked for a female equal for years, despite the closeness of her assistant and closest aide, Huma Abedin.

There is double meaning here. It means that Hillary is a lesbian... an old lesbian... an unsuccessful old lesbian... an unsuccessful old lesbian looking for more than a humma’.

Hillary cuts a lonely figure as she holidays in the Hamptons.

That’s because she went by herself. If she had gone with a girl gang like Taylor Swift, then people would be saying... well, “who knew Taylor Swift was a lesbian” but they might also be saying, “I didn’t know Hillary had friends!”

Abedin has helped to fill Hillary's void of loneliness...

Snicker snicker snicker. No she hasn’t... not possible. How do I know? Look, the 14 year old boy inside me finds that line rather humorous, but knows better than to explain what I mean. The 45 year old smart ass inside me, however, has no such problem and notes that Abedin cannot fill Hillary’s void of loneliness because she lacks the hardware. It’s no wonder a humma ain’t doing it for Hillary! Has no one explained this to Hillary?

Dr. Bond has drawn the conclusion that one of the Democratic presidential candidate's biggest problems is her inability to express her feelings and it all began back in her in childhood in Park Ridge, Illinois, a neighborhood devoid of Jews, blacks or Asians.

Yeah, I can’t express myself either without Jews in the hood. Oy yo.

Her father Hugh Rodham, a curtain salesman who died of a stroke... was a combative, working-class man from eastern Pennsylvania who was riddled with prejudices against anyone who wasn't like him.

So, Hillary’s problem is that her father (1) sold curtains, (2) was a man, (3) was from eastern Pennsylvania, (4) was working-class or (5) kept singing “One of these things ain’t like the f**ing others!” I’m no shrink, but I’m betting that each of these was not equally responsible for Hillary’s problem.

Hugh was a bruiser at home and excessively spanked the couple's three children. He verbally abused Hillary's mother, Dorothy, and Bond describes their relationship as 'sadomasochist'.

So Hillary likes spankings and she’s into S&M? Paging Christian Grey.

But Hillary never gave up trying to please Hugh and at five years old, asked him to marry her.

Wow... she’s a modern day Electra!

His response was to whack her in the butt and run off to find her mother who offered comfort in the form of a chocolate bar.

Wait a minute... is that a real chocolate bar or does it mean something else? And why does everything about Hillary have to do with her butt?

Dr. Bond suggests that as a result of the oppressive upbringing, Hillary doesn't express her feelings and it has made her ambivalent towards men as well as tolerant of a cheating husband.

So because she finds men oppressive, she’s cool with them doing whatever they want? How does that make sense?

With the stinginess in her early years, Hillary has no intrinsic talent for dressing well and never learned. She hasn't escaped the pants suits routine but she also doesn't believe it matters how she dresses anyway, the author surmises. She was 'the drab girl nobody gave a second look at until Bill Clinton came alone'.

She’s a bad dresser because she came from a broken home? Really? So if you come from a broken home, you have two choices... knock over liquor stores or become a bad dresser. What a world!

Dr. Bond believes Hillary is lonely at the top and craves a female equal.

Maybe she needs a “chocolate bar”?

Bond concludes that ultimately she believes Hillary is 'a wonderful human being with deep flaws, whom anyone would be lucky to call a friend'.

So was Hitler I’m told. And judging by how her friends have all died or gone to jail or had their careers implode, I’m thinking “lucky” ain’t the word for it. Also, where is there any evidence that she’s a “wonderful human being”? Seems like kind of an ass actually, and no one has ever called her wonderful to my knowledge.

She describes Clinton as 'a frank and outspoken person, rather than a truthful one. Like most politicians, she bends the truth for political reasons' – and she calls her a healthy narcissist as well ---interested in the welfare of the world and not just focused on herself.

Wow. Contradiction city. “Frank” usually implies truthful (or “hot dog”), but apparently she’s a frank liar (or she lies about sausages)... good luck wrapping your head around that. Alma also claims she’s a narcissist who cares about the world, even though narcissists by definition care only about themselves. Somebody is either very confused or they’re a liar.

Personally, I think Alma may be reading a little too much into the little she’s read about Hillary... or she’s not reading enough.

Thoughts?

35 comments:

Kit said...

So... Hillary has Daddy-issues... Like many famous politicians such as Churchill, Obama, Bush, Reagan (dad was a drunk), etc.

AndrewPrice said...

Actually, I take all of this to mean that Hillary has bootie issues... the technical term.

Rustbelt said...

Andrew! I thought we said no more discussing Hillary's butt! And no, saying it was the fault of the fake shrink isn't going to work this time.
Geez, this article may leave some of the personal mechanics malfunctioning or failing forever! Must undo damage. Googling "Kate Upton," "Emily Ratajkowski"...

AndrewPrice said...

Rustbelt, I plead ignorance. What's a butt?

Seriously, I thought this was utterly ridiculous. No reputable shrink will ever diagnose someone they haven't met, and yet this woman is giving opinions about things she can't possibly know anything about. And isn't it funny how everything she mentions seems to somehow involve Hillary's spongy rear end.

Good luck with the Google search! :D

Kit said...

Andrew,

Please... Stop talking about Hillary's rear end!

Rustbelt said...

Andrew, this woman's 'work'- I use that term loosely here- is nuts. I'd call it part Captain Obvious ("she can't express feelings" -duh!), part gay fascination (Huma having to satisfy Hillary- imitates Mr. Plinkett- oh, ohhhhhh.....), part WTF?! (frank liar, caring narcissist- this is the same type of person who talks about actors portraying the "beautiful ugliness" of life).
As for the endless fascination with Hillary's, um...derriere....I'm surprised lesbians haven't called for cease and desist as such images- real or implied (hopefully, the latter)- could easily set the clock back 40 years.

BTW, the Google search went well! Everything is back to normal. :)

AndrewPrice said...

What if I just talk about the end of her? :)

AndrewPrice said...

Rustbelt, That is absolutely on point for what this woman has done. She mixes the obvious from how Hillary gets portrayed (we have no idea what she's really like in person) with a sort of suggestive gay fantasy (Huma and needing other powerful women to fulfill her) along with utter nonsense ideas... "a caring narcissist." Your use of the "beauty of ugliness" is spot on for this kind of nonsense diagnosis.

The truth is that all we really know is that Hillary is not good at any job we've seen, she lacks political courage, she's a horrible public speaker who lacks charisma, and for some reason she's stayed with a husband who is a real turd. Beyond that, she could be a truly nice woman or a total psychopath, we just don't know because Hillary has hidden herself behind a tightly controlled public image.

Don't get me wrong, I'm perfectly happy to mock that... and her. But it does always bother me when for-hire shrinks issue these kinds of pronouncements about politicians on either side. This tells us more about Alma than Hillary.

I think Hillary's butt keeps coming up because... well, she's an ass. :)

I'm glad Google could help!

Robert L. Hedd said...

Andrew......One of your better rants yet!

Now imagine this same ass-hat clown "analyzing" Carly Fiorina from afar.
- 'Her uncaring incompetence comes from her middle-class upbringing'
- 'Her denial of her femininity arises from her exposure to the hatred inherent in big business'
- Uncomfortable around strong women, she pales in comparison to someone like, say, Hillary! who exudes charisma and drive'
- Her weaknesses in the basics of business show her unfit for anything other than a domestic worker'
- Because she is happily married and denies her obvious attraction for other women, she is a closet lesbian and hates herself'

You can see where all this leads.

Bob

Critch said...

I lived in Arkansas when here husband was governor. The Arkansans didn't like her at all, she was that carpet-bagging Yankee....she referred to Arkansawyers as "those people".. She also wasn't really in Arkansas a lot, she was gone and Bill got to play. Everyone knew Ol' Bill was doing the weather girl on TV and taking her to the all white country club...I love the Left's play that there is something wrong with men like me that don't like her...if that's the case then why do I like Carly Fiorina, and Ann coulter and other strong women? I grew up in a family of strong women, my grandmother owned businesses as did her mother, my mom was an ER nurse, frankly, I don't view Hillary as strong at all...she's always taken hindmost to Slick Willie and now she's paying for it. She isn't near as likable or smart as him...this whole "they are a team" is BS.

LL said...

Even though the medical diagnosis has its flaws, I think that Bond - Dr. Bond, can have her vodka martini shaken, not stirred, because she seems to be hitting the target very closely. She needs to take care that she's not found dead in the same park where they found Vince Foster - of a bullet wound to the head with no bullet.

Anonymous said...

And no gunshot residue on Vince's hands.
GypsyTyger

AndrewPrice said...

Thanks Bob. I have to admit I enjoyed writing this one. LOL!

On your point, that's the thing about this kind of analysis, you just insert your own biases to come up with whatever diagnosis you want. And as long as it sounds plausible, people will believe it.

What I do wonder about though is the purpose here. Is she just trying to sell books? Or is she trying to justify Hillary's ugly public persona? Or is she trying to drive a nail in Hillary's coffin? I'm really not sure which it is. It kind of comes across like "wonderful woman whose flaws are all the fault of A MAN!... her evil father, so don't blame her."

AndrewPrice said...

Critch, I find that the women who whine about "strong women" tend to be pathetic women who want to excuse their own failures by blaming men for not respecting them. I've met a lot of genuinely "strong women" in my life and none of them worried about whether men respected them or not... and every one of them actually was respected by the men around them.

AndrewPrice said...

LL, I suspect she's pretty close. At least, she's hit the public persona very closely and Hillary doesn't seem particularly capable of hiding her real persona very well.

Vince Foster was a magician. Didn't he travel several miles from where he killed himself too after death?

AndrewPrice said...

GypsyTyger, No doubt, the animals in the park licked that off.

Critch said...

There were quite a few dead people around the Clintons...

AndrewPrice said...

Hillary: I can see dead people.

Bill: Are any of them cute?

BevfromNYC said...

Why this woman could have been describing ME! Except for the oppressive upbringing, daddy issues, narcissism, and "lonely" with no friends because she thinks everyone is beneath her stuff.. But my Grandmother did give me a Hershey's chocolate bar every time I went to visit so we are exactly the same!

BevfromNYC said...

BTW, I think it is very apropos that we focus on her butt, because a Clintons' favorite word is "But". As in "Why yes, I did receive/send from a private email address BUT, none of the emails were classified". "Well, yes, I did delete about half of the emails BUT, they were about yoga and such". "Well, maybe some of those emails were "classified" BUT I didn't know that even though I have been in the upper echelon of our Federal Government for over 40 years", and Why, yes, I did smoke pot BUT I never inhaled". and so on...

tryanmax said...

Is this the Unconscious of a Progressive? Seriously, this playbook is half a century old.

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, Wow, you and Hillary are almost clones then! LOL!

On the butt, it is fitting seeing as how the Clintons are all about the but... 'bout the but, no Habla, all about the but, all about the but, no Habla.

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, It is an oldie, but a goldie... as compared to Hillary who is a moldie oldie.

Koshcat said...

You have a 14 year old boy in you? Talk about gay fantasies!

Caring narcissist? What a fraud as that is a complete oxymoron. I was thinking narcissist while reading your post but since I am convinced that Obama is the king of narcissists, I didn't want to use the label too liberally.

I think she is a raging bitch who feels that the patriarchy has held her back and she deserves to be president. Obama made her secretary of state to let her sink or swim, he didn't care. She drowned and in a fair world with a balanced media she would go down as she should. One of the countries worst secretary of state ever.

AndrewPrice said...

Koshcat, Not really a gay fantasy, more of a demonic possession thing. ;-)

Yeah, the idea of a "caring narcissist" is utter nonsense. Those are opposites and cannot exist in the same person (barring demonic possession or split personalities).

I agree with your assessment of Hillary entirely. She strikes me as a bitter woman who excuses her own failures by claiming sexism and being overshadowed by specific men in her life (Obama, Bill) while denying publicly that there have been any failures. Dinner at her house must be a nasty affair.

As for her time as SOS, she was awful! The only thing that makes her look not so bad by comparison is that Team Obama is filled with incompetents like Biden and Kerry.

Kit said...

Oh, from National Review: "Hillary Clinton's Sycophantic Inner Circle."

From the article:
the thousands of Clinton e-mails reluctantly released by the State Department in response to a Freedom of Information Act lawsuit are illuminating. They reveal a secretary of state heavily insulated from her agency’s rank-and-file by a devoted inner circle, one which relentlessly lavished praise on Clinton and sometimes functioned more like receptionists than top strategic advisers. Many of the same confidantes appear set to take high-level jobs in a future Clinton White House, meaning her “yes-man problem” is likely to persist should she become president.

Koshcat said...

What is really scary is Biden may be the most competent and least egocentric of all of them.

AndrewPrice said...

Koshcat, While that seems logically impossible, the more I think about it, it's probably true. Wow, sad.

AndrewPrice said...

Kit, That seems to be true. It also explains why Hillary is so bad with the public. If she's never had to deal with people other than yes-men, then she's never learned to develop the "ear" it takes to understand how you come across to the public.

Anthony said...

If Hillary wasn't married to Bill she wouldn't even be a local politician. When your name and your machine are the reason you are in office minimizing public contact is probably for the best.

AndrewPrice said...

Anthony, I agree. If she wasn't married to Bill, she wouldn't have been elected to anything.

tryanmax said...

So, Hillary got into a bit of a dust up with Black Lives Matter today, and in responding to them, she offered a very apt summation of progressivism:

“I don’t believe you change hearts. I believe you change laws, you change allocation of resources, you change the way systems operate.”

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, That is progressivism in a nutshell.

tryanmax said...

It begins. Just as the supporters of Bill Clinton assured in the 90s that character doesn't matter, so too are the supporters of Hillary now assuring us that authenticity doesn't matter: LINK

AndrewPrice said...

That's funny since Hillary is spending so much time trying to prove to us that she is authentic.

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