Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Lions > Black People

Oh my. The left is truly a collection of whiny idiots who strive to find offense in everything. What makes them so entertaining... well, the only thing that is entertaining about them actually... is when one set of leftists piss off another set of leftists. These moments can be truly amazing as they pour hate out on each other for the most irrational reasons.

To give you an example, when I was a student, a black male raped a honky female at my college. This caused women's groups to emerge from their lesbian dens to demand the castration, lynching and immediate expulsion of said black male without trial. Responding almost immediately, the black thug union came out of wherever the hell they were hiding to demand that the school immediate apologize to the black male and promise not to punish him in anyway because... well, because. Apparently, blacks should not be punished for rape. In any event, it was a brutal fight between the two competing idiotologies and, believe it or not, the blacks won that round (at least until the Sheriff's department took him away for 25 years).

Anyways, these run-ins keep happening on the left because they're all a bunch of hateful retards who spin everything to offend them, and because they have no tolerance for any views but their own.

With that background, here's the latest, and it's HILARIOUS!

You've heard of the "Black Lives Matter" crowd, right? This is a group of black racists who want everyone to somethingsomething about all the blacks killed by cops... all five or six of them... while ignoring the vast number of blacks killed by other blacks. Even worse, this group whines and screams and shouts down anyone who suggests that the lives of people of other races matter too.

So get this.

Lately, the left has been outraged over the killing of a famous lion named Cecil in Zimbabwe by an American Dentist. Well, the other night, the people who run the Empire State Building projected a picture of the murdered Cecil on their building (they did it to promote some sort of environmental thing). No soon did they do this, than the Black Lives Matter crowd went insane(r). They are furious that someone would care about a lion when they should be dropping everything to whine about dead black people.... well, certain dead black people, please keep ignoring the ones killed by blacks. Hence tweeted idiots:
“Empire State Building put image of late lion Cecil but can’t put images of some of the lost black souls to discrimination #BlackLivesMatter.”

“If only people could react the same way for the people murdered by Police brutality.”
Excuse me while I laugh my ass off. One even said she should start wearing a lion costume so people would care about her when the cops shot her. Ha ha! Somehow I doubt that will help.

Anyways, I'm hoping this leads to a bigger fight on the left. A few months fight between black racists and extremist environmentalists could be fun. The bigger point though is how easy it is to trip up leftists. This is the sort of thing we on the right should explore. The left is a volatile collection of idiots ready to tear each other apart on any number of hot button issues. It's time we found those and poked them.



AndrewPrice said...

Sorry for the lateness of the article. Yesterday was a super busy day.

LL said...

The Black Lives Matter crowd doesn't care that Planned Parenthood has killed more of them than all the lions (who ate their ancestors) and slave ships (which transported their ancestors) and all of the Klan lynchings and so forth -- including the sickle cell.

BevfromNYC said...

Yeah, these groups kind of showed their hand when they booed Dem candidate O'Malley off the stage for staying "All Lives Matter"...and then he cried and recanted. Which made him look more stupid that the people booing him.

And about the projected lion fiasco, that was Al Sharpton's doing. But if one brings up on Twitter that 10 black men/women/children were shot by other black men/women/children last weekend in NYC last weekend btw - one of the women was pregnant and lost her baby) with the add-on #BlackLivesMatterExcept2OtherBlackLIves, they get testy.

AndrewPrice said...

LL, The Black Lives Matter crowd only cares about one type of killing of black people... by white cops. That's it. And that is because they are a political hate group, not a group that actually cares about the lives of blacks.

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, Testy is an understatement. From what I've seen, they get flat out hateful. But as I said to LL, they don't care about black lives, they care about using a police shooting to score political points... and that's all.

I had no idea Al Sharpton was behind the lion thing? LOL!

I think O'Malley really made a huge mistake when he recanted. Here was his chance to look like a statesman and he instead looked like a cowardly panderer. Of course, that may be what the left likes in their candidates, so who knows?

Critch said...

We are trapped in some kind of weird universe being run by aliens with a really strange sense of's the only explanation I can come up with.

AndrewPrice said...

Critch, LOL!

While I do like that explanation a lot, I think a simpler answer is that the left is composed of selfish idiots who have no room in their selfish little minds for other people.

Anthony said...

The latest cop involved in a squirrely shooting of a black guy (in Cincinnati) is being prosecuted and charged with murder so its not a good time for the black lives matter movement.

To trigger widespread outrage over most shootings (unless the victim is somehow unusual or in an unusual place) one doesn't just need someone dying one needs the killer to skate. Sure, there is a coterie of activists that will be fired up regardless, but they have zero influence unless they have something ordinary people can be bothered by to hang their hat on.

As for abortion, the common conservative allegation about Planned Parenthood victimizing blacks strikes me as specious. Its the mothers who make the decision, not Planned Parenthood. Politically, Planned Parenthood is a much more rational target, but as I've said before, if one wants to save babies, its pregnant women that have to be convinced.

Also, the 'its not blacks' fault, its those malevolent outsiders' excuse is the same thing one hears from liberals when seeking to rationalize high murder rates (as a local of the DC area, gun stores are more common in white rural areas than in the black urban areas where shootings are most common) and drug abuse (there are lots of liquor stores floating around, but nobody is dragged into them) rates and what have you.

AndrewPrice said...

Anthony, I agree entirely on all points.

The outrage factor only kicks in with the public if they feel that the killer escaped justice. Otherwise, they see the system work.

On your Planned Parenthood/drugs/alcohol point, I've always found it hard to swallow whenever people make arguments against things like welfare by crying about the poor people trapped on welfare. It's a conscious choice. They aren't victims and framing them as victims to sell a reform has always had a disingenuous right to it... no matter which side does it.

tryanmax said...

The only famous thing Cecil ever did was get killed. I never even heard of him while he was alive.

AndrewPrice said...

I believe Cecil starred in a short-lived sitcom with Ted Danson.

In all seriousness, the lion was apparently the major attraction in their nature park because he had become rather tame and would come within 10 feet of cars. So most tourists who went to the park, got photos of him. He was also tagged with a GPS tracker and was being studied.

So I think the problem really is that people saw the lion as tame. People always have a problem with the killing of "tame" animals or animals who have become mascots.

Keep in mind that 600 lions a year get killed in Zimbabwe and no one cares about those.

AndrewPrice said...

P.S. I guess I should add that death always makes celebrities more famous.

BevfromNYC said...

Of course the really hypocritical aspect of this is that half of the population of Zimbabwe is starving to death and no one seems to care must...but hey, CECIL THE LION, CECIL THE LION, CECIL THE LION IS DEAD!!!! But the good news is that we already hate dentists, so this shouldn't really effect the dental industry much.

Kit said...

Do Zimbabwean #blacklivesmatter?

Critch said...

A woman is on trial for beating her hubsand to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks, "First offender?"

She replied, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"

I'm sorry, that's just the funniest joke I've heard in awhile, except for Kelly Osborne's faux paux.

Anthony said...

Bev and Kit,

Zimbabwe has been in a state of near-starvation since Mugabe forced white farmers off their lands and handed the land to his city based cronies.

It was a bad idea which was made a lot worse by the Mugabe handing the land to city based cronies who knew little and cared less about farming rather than to poor black farmers (who under the old system were often subletting the land from the white owners).

The international community has done a fair job of trying to save the people of Zimbabwe from the idiocy of Mugabe. Its an ongoing thing which sadly is probably going to remain ongoing for years to come.

ScottDS said...

Am I the only one who feels worse for the hitchhiking droid? All it wanted to do was get across the country and look what happens? :-)

BevfromNYC said...

And Mugabe celebrated his 91st birthday with a $1million party. I wonder how many people that would feed?

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, How would you feel if lions came here and hunted dentists? ;-P

AndrewPrice said...

Kit, Nope. And you are racist for asking...

AndrewPrice said...

Critch, LOL! Ok.... take this.

A cop stops a little old lady as she's walking along to the bank because she's carrying two bags and $20 bills are falling out of one of them.

He asks her where she got the money. She says that her house backs onto a golf course and a lot of golfers come and pee through a hole in her fence. She was upset by this until she decided to make some money on it.

Now she waits behind the fence with a pair of sheers. And when they stick their Obamas through to pee, she puts the sheers up to them and demands they pay $20.

The cop is shocked and he asks: "That explains the twenties, but what's in the other bag?"

The little old lady laughs and says, "They don't all pay!"

BevfromNYC said...

Andrew - We don't need lions to hunt dentists, we've got Mia Farrow to post dentists' addresses on Twitter and watch the magic happen.

AndrewPrice said...

Scott, It's always the droids who suffer!

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, I would kind of like to see lions booking flights on airlines. :)

But yeah, sending packs of idiots to people's homes is unacceptable. I hope the dentist sues the crap out of Farrow.

tryanmax said...

I don't know about lions, but I do know this:

Reindeers are better than people
Sven, don't you think that's true?
Yeah, people will beat you and curse you and cheat you
Every one of em's bad, except you

But people smell better than reindeers
Sven, don't you think I'm right?
That's once again true, for all except you
You got me. Let's call it a night
Good night. Don't let the frostbite bite.

tryanmax said...

Philadelphia: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

BevfromNYC said...

Tryanmx - Until you cross the Hudson River and enter NYC...

But wait, isn't Philadelphia the City of Brotherly Love???

BevfromNYC said...

Poor little droid. They shouldn't have sent him the NE. They should have started him off in the South somewhere. At least he wasn't shot by a cop, then we'd have #DroidLivesMatter as the new hashtag sensation...

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

It's always fun to watch the left battle the left.

"You will bow to me!"

"No, you will bow to me!!"

Followed by a litany of hysterical yakking points, colorful metaphors, analogies that make no sense, charges of racism, sexism, capitalism, and every ism known and not yet known to man (sorry for saying man), jockeying for first place on the grievance chart, and a brazillion exclamation points!!!!!!!

Real evil no longer moves these idiots to outrage, so they gotta make up their own demons and project them on everyone else.

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Rule #1 for hitchhiking droids:
Never go to Philadelphia (or Detroit, or Chicago, or D.C., or well, you get the point).

AndrewPrice said...

Bev. LOLOLOLOL! #DroidLivesMatter!!! Fantastic!

AndrewPrice said...

tryamax is accurate in his description of Philth-adelphia.

AndrewPrice said...

Ben, That's the problem when you have no real value system: you kind of fall for things randomly and soon your random beliefs start contradicting... violently.

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