Thursday, April 23, 2020

Thought You Might Enjoy This

Everyone can use a little humor, right?

Here were some funny things being passed around about parents home schooling their kids:
"It's only the first day and one kid is suspended, the other is expelled and the teacher was fired for drinking."

"What number do we call if we need a substitute teacher?"

"My kid phoned me from his room this morning to say he'd missed the bus and wouldn't be coming to school."
And there's this one, which is a little ghetto, but kind of funny:
"Still think that teacher lying on your child?"
Then there's this because of the amount of snacking going on:
"So how does this work with the My 600 Pound Life show? Do they just call or do I need to call them?"
Then there's this, which is hilarious... The Future

Yeah, Australia was a thing, wasn't it? Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so laugh dammit! Oh, and share your favorite coronavirus jokes!


ArgentGale said...

As far as humor goes I got a laugh out of how New Yorkers reacted to DiBlasio's snitch line: by flooding it with one finger salutes, pictures of Mr. Johnson, and instances of DiBlasio's own hypocrisy. At least some politicians are providing entertainment, even unintentionally.

Stacy said...

* If you see my kids outside crying and picking weeds, keep going. They're on a field trip.

* I told my wife how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being quarantined with.

She said it must be nice.

* Prisoner 1: What are you in for?
Prisoner 2: Going the wrong way in a grocery aisle.

* As for me and my house, we will stay where we are at.
1 Isolations 24:7

tryanmax said...

Thanks for the laughs. I really don't have that much to be gloomy about and yet this is affecting me psychologically. I can only imagine what things are like for those who are out of work or had hours cut.

Tennessee Jed said...

This on is a little “redneck” but still:

AndrewPrice said...

Stacy, Those are hilarious! :D

AndrewPrice said...

Daniel, I saw that. He wasn't expecting that. Even Cuomo can't stand him.

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, Most people seem pretty content, though I think everyone is affected. Some people are really struggling though with not being able to be social. In terms of people who are struggling financially, I feel very bad for them. This must be really really difficult.

AndrewPrice said...

Jed, That's funny. I saw one where someone was handing a roll of toilet paper out the window to a cop as a bribe. That's was pretty funny too.

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