In honor of the election, I've decided to get a medical procedure that involves a bowel prep kit and feels a lot like voting for one of these two. Arg. Please talk amongst yourselves.
Ugh, no kidding... This election is absolutely nausea-inducing. Well, if nothing else the alcohol industry will be thriving these next 4-8 years. Here's to another rotten presidency with no sign of anyone actually getting a clue about how to set things right in sight, huh?
Getting that particular procedure seems somehow fitting.
The rest as they say, will be history. But we must now fight to ratify a 28th Amendment the Constitution - that all government elected officials/employees/advisors etc.(to be added later) whether paid or unpaid must be subject to the same laws, regulations, penal codes, etc. either criminal or civil in which they require every other citizen and non-citizen. Let's call it the "If I Must Then So Do You, Senator!" Amendment.
Just in case you missed it, former AG Janet Reno passed away this morning at the age of 78 from complications due to Parkinson's disease diagnosed in 1995.
An average voter dies and goes to Heaven, where he see a bunch of clocks. He asks St. Peter what the deal is with the clocks. St. Peter says, "each of these clocks records our lies. Every time someone lies, their clock moves once." He then shows the voter Mother Theresa's clock, which has never moved, and Abe Lincoln's clock, which only moved twice.
"Where is Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the voter.
St. Peter said, "That's in Jesus's office. He uses it as a ceiling fan."
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Ugh, no kidding... This election is absolutely nausea-inducing. Well, if nothing else the alcohol industry will be thriving these next 4-8 years. Here's to another rotten presidency with no sign of anyone actually getting a clue about how to set things right in sight, huh?
- Daniel
"I want to thank the FBI for permission to vote for a Felon and a Traitor."
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You know, normally we'd be complaining that the candidates are indistinguishable. I guess there's always something to complain about.
The decline of democracy is tiring. Can we just get to Sulla's proscription already?
Getting that particular procedure seems somehow fitting.
The rest as they say, will be history. But we must now fight to ratify a 28th Amendment the Constitution - that all government elected officials/employees/advisors etc.(to be added later) whether paid or unpaid must be subject to the same laws, regulations, penal codes, etc. either criminal or civil in which they require every other citizen and non-citizen. Let's call it the "If I Must Then So Do You, Senator!" Amendment.
Just in case you missed it, former AG Janet Reno passed away this morning at the age of 78 from complications due to Parkinson's disease diagnosed in 1995.
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An average voter dies and goes to Heaven, where he see a bunch of clocks. He asks St. Peter what the deal is with the clocks. St. Peter says, "each of these clocks records our lies. Every time someone lies, their clock moves once." He then shows the voter Mother Theresa's clock, which has never moved, and Abe Lincoln's clock, which only moved twice.
"Where is Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the voter.
St. Peter said, "That's in Jesus's office. He uses it as a ceiling fan."
LOL, good one, Andrew! We really need all the humor we can get at a time like this, don't we?
Wait, is this "twilight sleep" hangover humor, Andrew?
That it is, Bev. LOL!
Agreed, Daniel.
Nothing compares to newborn hangover. It lasts for weeks. My wife is just meeting the man she really married.
#DidTheDoctorReallySaySixWeeks?
About as much fun as three barium shakes...
Thanks for working to keep spirits up, Andrew. No matter what happens tomorrow we're going to need it.
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