Robert de Niro, a one-time decent if limited actor, gave a speech at the Tony Awards that mainly consisted of him yelling "F*ck Trump!" twice. How classy! How erudite! How telling. Telling? Yes. Let's identify what Robert is apparently upset about...
F*ck Trump! For the lowest black unemployment on record! Get back on welfare you lazy bastards.
F*ck Trump! For a record high stock market! Profits are evil!
F*ck Trump! For a 3.9% unemployment rate, lower than at any time under Obama!
F*ck Trump! For deporting fewer people than Obama!
F*ck Trump! For immigrant families having been split up under Obama! But I saw a picture and everyone was outraged?!
F*ck Trump! For 3% economic growth, something liberals thought was only possible under emerging economies... or Republican administrations. F*ck him too for booming corporate capital equipment spending and rising wages!
F*ck Trump! For household net worth soaring almost to $100 trillion, and an 8.8% rise in home values! People get confused when they have too much money!
F*ck Trump! For the lowest Hispanic unemployment on record. Who will pick my melons now?
F*ck Trump! For pardoning Alice Johnson, the 63-year-old black female first-time non-violent drug offender who has served 21 years of a life sentence
F*ck Trump! For beating ISIS!
F*ck Trump! For possibly ending the North Korean scourge without violence!
F*ck Trump! For creating three million new jobs including 300,000 manufacturing jobs. Those aren't real jobs like actors!
F*ck Trump! For getting female unemployment to a 65 year low. Women need time to whine about being raped, not jobs!
F*ck Trump! For getting three million people off of food stamps. How will they eat now?
F*ck Trump! For not rounding up gays or re-instituting slavery as we expected! I hate looking stupid!
F*ck Trump! For making gun control proposals. He's trying to eliminate our issues!
F*ck Trump! For actually proposing to cut all trade barriers and subsidies at the G-7 meeting. The man doesn't understand free trade!
F*ck Trump! For actually imposing tariffs to help middle class white guys like we always said we wanted!
F*ck Trump! For cheap oil! Only the rich should be able to travel.
F*ck Trump! For taxing rich people! How dare he cut Alabama's subsidy to New York and California!
F*ck Trump! For carbon emissions falling 1.2%! He doesn't really care!
F*ck Trump! For historically low inflation!
F*ck Trump! Most of all for saying crazy things to me through the fillings in my teeth. Black flag! Black flag! Racism! Racism!!
These are the things Robert hates.
Thoughts?
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F*ck Trump! For the lowest black unemployment on record! Get back on welfare you lazy bastards.
F*ck Trump! For a record high stock market! Profits are evil!
F*ck Trump! For a 3.9% unemployment rate, lower than at any time under Obama!
F*ck Trump! For deporting fewer people than Obama!
F*ck Trump! For immigrant families having been split up under Obama! But I saw a picture and everyone was outraged?!
F*ck Trump! For 3% economic growth, something liberals thought was only possible under emerging economies... or Republican administrations. F*ck him too for booming corporate capital equipment spending and rising wages!
F*ck Trump! For household net worth soaring almost to $100 trillion, and an 8.8% rise in home values! People get confused when they have too much money!
F*ck Trump! For the lowest Hispanic unemployment on record. Who will pick my melons now?
F*ck Trump! For pardoning Alice Johnson, the 63-year-old black female first-time non-violent drug offender who has served 21 years of a life sentence
F*ck Trump! For beating ISIS!
F*ck Trump! For possibly ending the North Korean scourge without violence!
F*ck Trump! For creating three million new jobs including 300,000 manufacturing jobs. Those aren't real jobs like actors!
F*ck Trump! For getting female unemployment to a 65 year low. Women need time to whine about being raped, not jobs!
F*ck Trump! For getting three million people off of food stamps. How will they eat now?
F*ck Trump! For not rounding up gays or re-instituting slavery as we expected! I hate looking stupid!
F*ck Trump! For making gun control proposals. He's trying to eliminate our issues!
F*ck Trump! For actually proposing to cut all trade barriers and subsidies at the G-7 meeting. The man doesn't understand free trade!
F*ck Trump! For actually imposing tariffs to help middle class white guys like we always said we wanted!
F*ck Trump! For cheap oil! Only the rich should be able to travel.
F*ck Trump! For taxing rich people! How dare he cut Alabama's subsidy to New York and California!
F*ck Trump! For carbon emissions falling 1.2%! He doesn't really care!
F*ck Trump! For historically low inflation!
F*ck Trump! Most of all for saying crazy things to me through the fillings in my teeth. Black flag! Black flag! Racism! Racism!!
These are the things Robert hates.
Thoughts?








