You know those times when you go to the Merriam-Webster or Roget's Thesaurus and you just cannot find just the right word to explain some concept (and that concept is usually related to Joe Biden) Well, search no more. Today we start a new chapter in our War of Words. I would like to introduce you to...
You get the idea. If you need a word in need of a definition, or you have a definition in need of a
word, let us know. Help your fellow Commentarama-ian and make like Merriam and Webster starting today.
First entry into our newly formed Commentarama-nary is:
Famous Names -
Let's get creative with those words or phrases and add to our Commentarama-nary. I will keep an ongoing list. Wow, I wonder if this is what Noah Webster felt like?
Commentarama-nary Noun - a compendium of descriptive ad hoc words and phrases created to describe political, moral, ethical, or just plain idiotic situations or persons where the Merriam-Webster unabridged dictionary versions just will not suffice.
You get the idea. If you need a word in need of a definition, or you have a definition in need of a
word, let us know. Help your fellow Commentarama-ian and make like Merriam and Webster starting today.
First entry into our newly formed Commentarama-nary is:
alcohol Noun \ˈbüz\ - 1. a fluid which aids in the viewing of presidential debates and state of the union addresses 2. what comes out if you prick a Kennedy;
Bidenism Noun - 1. anytime Joe Biden lips are moving; 2. gaffe.
bulsch Noun 1. alternate and shortened spelling of manure from an adult bull; Others Uses: has added benefit of passing many censor bots.
insaninine Adj - 1. simultaneously stupid and crazy as in "Joe Biden is just plain insaninine", 2. combination of the words "insane" and "asinine" [Blog-ese]
Chicago, or Chicago-style Noun 1. Method of winning political campaigns by blackmailing, framing, and/or threatening one's opponent. 2. Adj deep dish style pizza. See also Rahm Emmanuel.
Loonion: Noun 1. Union supporters/backers/members who become crazed/enraged whenever Right to Work legislation is mentioned or proposed., 2. thugs.
Obamatopia Noun 1. the state of suspension of disbelief and/or the rational time/space continuum where there are 57-60 US states and Syria is larger than Libya; 2. a place or state of being where all things are equal and just.
ouch-orrific Adj 1. an action or event too painful to watch.
skeptomistic Adj 1. The act of being both skeptical and optimistic at the same time, in other words, a confused independent.
psychophant Noun 1. a person who acts obsequiously to the point of derangement 2. a show host on MSNBC 3. a mad elephant
Famous Names -
Debbie "WTF"* Schultz - Esteemed Member of Congress and DNC Chairperson Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D/FL) *WTF stands for Win The Fight...really.
Dingy Harry - Esteemed Member of Congress and Majority Leader Sen. Harry Reid (D/NV)
Joe "Plugs" Biden - Esteemed Vice President and all around nice guy Joseph Biden (D/Mars)
San Fran Nan - Esteemed Member of Congress and former Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D/Venus)
Mahmoud Imadinnerjacket - President of Iran and generally scourge of humanity Mahmoud Amadinajad (or however you spell it. It doesn't matter. He's a jerk and doesn't deserve to get his name spelled right).
Rahm Emanuel - 1. Mayor of Chicago where violence and unemployment have shot up since he took office; 2. also former Chief of Staff for President Obama; 3. brother of Ezekiel Emanuel, godfather of euthanasia and death panels. a/k/a Swearin' Rahm
Let's get creative with those words or phrases and add to our Commentarama-nary. I will keep an ongoing list. Wow, I wonder if this is what Noah Webster felt like?
37 comments:
Bev, "I wonder if this is what Noah Webster felt like?" -- LOL!
I can't wait to see how the Commentarama-nary grows over time. I hope we get a lot of great words and one day we can reshape the English language! :)
I have a word for UT Football today..."painful". I know, I know that's a real word, but it still hurts. 4th quarter Texas 8/Oklahoma 46...ouch.
Bev, That is painful. How about "ouch-errific"?
In other news, I see that Obama's supposed lock on the electoral college is collapsing. :)
Duq, there is NOTHING -errific about a Texas loss!
I saw that Obama now may only have a lock on 10-11 states. I am cautiously optimistic. He's also locked up in debate prep for Tuesday. Let's hope his handlers lose the key!
Are you going to put a Commentarma-nary page under the mission statement? You should.
I can't think of any words for the Commentarama-nary myself, but I can think of a few "pet names" that we use around here.
First is Lawhawk's "Mahmoud Imadinnerjacket" for Pres. Ahmadinejad of Iran.
My contribution is DNC chair "Debbie WTF Schultz" (instead of Wasserman). Lest anybody be concerned, WTF stands for "Win the Future." Yeah, that's it. ;-)
Some borrowed from Rush include "Dingy Harry" Reid, Joe "Plugs" Biden, and "San Fran Nan(cy)" Pelosi, to name a few.
tryanmax, I've been thinking about that. I just want to make sure we have a couple good words first. :)
Bev, Maybe he should have said: ouch-orrific?
Tryanmax - I will add a "Famous Names" section and add those in.
And Andrew - "ouch-orrific" is perfect. I will add it.
I know it's not our word, but I like "Bidenism."
Also, I see that Turkey is blasting the UN security counsel over Syria. I guess Turkey didn't get the message that the UN is irrelevant... Biden told us so.
Bev, I demand that your use of the word "painful" be extended to include Missouri football. I know it's Alabama, but 28-7 in the first half? Really?
Also, I would like to include the following in the Commentarama-nary:
Chicago - Method of winning political campaigns by blackmailing, framing, and/or threatening one's opponent. See also Rahm Emmanuel.
That sounds like a pizza -- Chicago style!
T-Rav - I believe that the Missouri/Alabama game falls into the category of "ouch-orrific".
Bev
How About Obamatopia
This is an alternative universe whose only connection seems to be popular DNC spokesman who seem to live simultaneously in this world or the next.
For instance in Obamatopia there are 57 - 60 states (the number fluctuates due to quantum variations) in US Politics.
Also in Obamatopia Sara Palin discussed the "Death Panels" created by Obamacare in a debate with Joe Biden a full year and a half before it was passed into law. This is quite a feat of prognostication for her since in Obamatopis we have to pass legislation before we find out what was in it.
Also in Obamatopia Siria actually has five time the number of square acres as opposed to our world where it is reversed. Just ask Joe Biden, he's the expert on that.
Obamatopia a word you need to know intimately until next January when the political axis resets and the Obamatopians will no longer hold sway over the connections to this universe.
I've got one:
alcohol noun \ˈbüz\ - 1. a fluid which aids in the viewing of presidential debates and state of the union addresses 2. what comes out if you prick a Kennedy
Here's another one borrowed from Rush: Mayor Michael "Doomberg".
y'all are FAN frickin TASTIC!!!!
Bev - I saw the score of UT-OU when it was 2-20 and I knew it was gonna be a bad 'un...
(oh, and as I was reading the article - before I saw the comments from which the entries were gleaned - I smiled about Hawk's "Imadinnerjacket". Not too long ago that was the answer on Jeopardy & I couldn't come up with the legit pronunciation - just this one... )
just exactly right, Bev :)
I would like to submit "Ahmanutjob" as an alternate spelling to "Imadinnerjacket."
I submit
bulsch noun alternate and shortened spelling of manure from an adult bull. It has the added benefit of passing many censor bots.
Joel, It's also a useful byproduct. :)
“skeptomistic” The act of being both skeptical and optimistic at the same time, in other words, a confused independent.
StanH - Excellent word "skeptomistic" Very useful. I feel that way about all of the polls, don't you?
"bulsch" another excellent and useful word. Is that the German form?
"Clint O'Nista"-Noun 1. A person in agreement with the "Empty chair" skit.
I know it's not mine, but thought it should be added: "National Empty Chair Day"-An alternative to "Labor Day".
Don't forget Rush's alternative to "Plugs": Joe "Bite Me".
More description for Debbie "WTF": someone called her a "Spokeswitch".
A new twist on an old phrase:
"If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with Biden"--A phrase to use when even bulls**t makes sense.
Yey, Jen! I will add a "Famous Phrases" section to add your famous phrase! And the others. Love "spokeswitch". How very polite. I would have used...well, we won't go there.
Bev, Someone used it already, but I can't remember who. Hopefully, whoever said it, will claim it (I believe it was Andrew, T-Rav, or Tryanmax).
Chair-iot: Noun- 1. What we hope "The One" will be riding in on the way out of the WH come January, and will thus leave the "Empty Chair" to be occupied by the real Prez.
*Clint O'Nista is not to be confused with Clintonista.
Are you going to add a word & definition for those who partake in all things Commentarama? I've seen Commentaraman or Commentaramian used before. I think it would be appropriate.
Well it is not a definition so much as a freindly warning but we must all remember that
you cannot pour water on Nancy Pelosi or she will melt
I don't have a name for the condition however
Indi, wicked-witchitis? (alt form has a 'b' replacing second 'w')
Bev, is there a limit on which someone can contribute?
I thought of another one:"Commentaramanese"--language spoken by readers, writers, and contributors of CommentaramaPolitics, and CommentaramaFilms.
Jen, there is no limit. Please feel free to contributen as much as you want!
Thanks, Bev! :) I'll see what I can come up with besides what is already here. I had a few more, but didn't write them up, and now they are gone from memory for now. I was also waiting for your response, sorry.
Bev, I thought of one today. In light of Michigan's vote on Right to Work, and all the protests that are occurring, I'd like to add another word.
Loonion: Noun 1. Union supporters/backers/members who become crazed/enraged whenever Right to Work legislation is mentioned or proposed.
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