As we get ready for the Bidenisms to start flying fast and furious, I'm turning the floor over to you, gentle viewer, to lend Slow Joe a hand! Tell us some of the Bidenism you hope to hear tonight! I hear he wants to be very aggressive.
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Add, "Lets look at the facts." to the drinking game.
47% - DRINK!!!
Now Joe is indignant.
PAUL RYAN WANTS TO PUSH GRANDMA OFF A CLIFF!!! ELEVENTY!!!!!!
That was confused.
I'm waiting for Ryan's response because this is his turf.
Are you quite done?
Okay, Joe is slipping into pomposity. That won't work.
paul needs to stop yielding when joe talks. period.
This is exactly what Ryan needed to say!
Biden is coming off better than Obama last week. Of course, Carter in 1980 was better than Obama last week.
you're right, patti
I really want to walk up to Biden and wipe that smug smile off his face. God, he's annoying.
why is Ryan doing this Romney thing?
Nice!! Ryan is doing a great job humanizing Mitt.. and dipshit is laughing like a jackal.
Ouch.
SCORE!!!!
Andrew, thanks for that explanation
Zinger!
rattled!
I know he's generous, but that won't stop me from saying otherwise.
I knew Biden would exploit his dead wife AGAIN!!
1 million jobs = 200,000 working?
smellin like bs...
The only way that would be accurate is to say that ONLY 200,000 people are working today. Which might well end up being true.
Andrew, probably the best thing to happen to his political career.
one party control - go Ryan!!!!!!
It's not his fault, people! IT'S NOT HIS FAULT!
Wow, she just cut Biden off...cool. I think she may be overcompensating for the "Obama came to my wedding" thing.
why the heck should he put a date?????
Biden is such an @$$!
hammer him with the stimulus! green pork!
Drop the politeness. Stomp on this clown.
Because Biden has never asked for money for his state, I suppose.
they'd already spent the money - why shouldn't he ask for some it for his constituents?
This is the problem with Biden -- he just spews bullshit and it's like fighting with a tar baby.
That's what happens when the White House refuses to turn over half the documents subpoenaed.
i am a bit disappointed. i want ryan to have guns blazing. too much is at stake. he needs to shut joe down.
was Holder running the investigations?
rla, if you weren't aware, our side is expected to be pure as the driven snow. They can do whatever they want, on the other hand.
Joe really looks like an ass.
Honestly, I think what Ryan is doing is the best that can be done.
That seems okay, but I really want to hear what Grandpa on the left has to say.
the back half of the jackass
AARP, a famously neutral organization.
Ryan needs to say, "Joe, do you simply not know what you are talking about or was it your plan to lie about everything you said tonight?"
This is all bullshit!
yeah, I believe Joe.
You forgot "Or your lying eyes" as an option, Joe.
i WILL follow my insticts. thank you...
hasn't the market bounced back for the most part?
here's the problem: ~points to joe~
Now Ryan is hitting his stride.
schoolin' Joe!!!!!
I'm really tired of that senile smile of his. And everything else about him.
BOOM! finally.
What a JERK!
Good for Ryan! Be polite, but firm. Don't interrupt me when I am trying to speak the truth. The people are better serve. Good job.
God Almighty - a lightning strike would be great about now...
I want to push Joe Biden right now.
If that man ever shows up in town, I am going to tear him a new one. Vice-Presidency be d**ned.
punch, not push
I was there at the beginning of time....
There is not enough alcohol in the world to get through this!
push Granpa Joe off the cliff!!!!
Translation: we will not be part of any solution!
It's called taking turns, you stupid @#$%.
Ryan isn't letting Biden interrupt. Good.
Well Ryan ios getting some shots in
Hopefully by the end of this Joe looks like the tool he is
keep talking, Paul.
and keep noting the difference in age between them
Tryanmax - sure there is...vodka...lots of vodka.
TRUST!!!!
I WAS THERE!!!!
scare tactics - love that emphasis!
I really want to punch this f*cker
I think I like Obama more than I like this jackass. #ThingsIThoughtI'dNeverSay
Bev, they'll need to start shipping straight from Russia to my house! Better yet, Sweden. I love Absolut
"contribute" slightly more??? you contribute to charity! taxes TAKE!
horrible moderator. biden: Bush....Bush...Bush...
drink!
What is 800 million billion dollars exactly?
Bev and tryanmax, you know what I hear is great? Absinthe. Illegal, but great.
Bev, a big f*ing pile of dough.
babble babble
joe is showing america his jerk tendencies. he can't SHUT IT for one full minute.
Go Ryan!!!!
Tryanmax - You need some really smooth Texas boutique vodka. It's as smooth as a baby's...that's creepy. But's it's filtered 10 times and really, really smooth.
Bev, that would be 800 quadrillion dollars. But that's probably a word Slow Joe never learned, so he went with million billion instead.
Ryan versus this old fart. You make the call.
T-Rav, screw liquor. I need some heavy narcotics.
T-Rav - Absinthe is not illegal anymore. I've never tried it though. Okay, I know WAY too much about liquor...I admit it.
bev: are you talking about Tito's? cause i have a couple of bottles in my freezer RIGHT NOW!
It's a two-on-one smackdown! Great!
give me details so I can dump all over you!!!
ryan is too dang polite. he brought a knife to a gun fight.
Fuck you Joe. I'd love to wipe that smirk off his face.
I don't think you can, Joe.
Trot out the list of villains. Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
Andrew, shall we go with mallet, crowbar, or baseball bat?
What a classless #$%$#%#the Raddatz is
ANDREW! man, all this time i was holding back my cussing-tourets!
Where the heck did this $5 Trill number even come from?
Patti - Tito's is great, but I have several other Texas vodkas that blow Tito's out of the water - Savvy and Deep Eddys, both distilled in Austin are fabulous! You can't get them outside of Texas yet.
Ryan's getting his "sealegs"!!1
God. Bev, you may need to email me your liquor knowledge before this is through.
That was snippy! Joe is melting down. And he's just playing the "trust me, I'm a Democrat" card over and over. It's pretty weak.
golly - Joe is an annoying jackass "full of sound and fury signifying nothing"
tryanmax, they pulled it out of their anus, just like everything else.
If I was Ryan, I would get up and beat Joe to death and I'm not kidding.
joe's wearing his asshat. looks like it was custom made for him.
What about the business that makes $250,001. Seriously, who gives a crap about the percentage? You're still screwing people.
This is driving me crazy. Joe needs to STFU or Ryan needs to just keep talking over him when he interrupts. Ugh.
Andrew - He just can't literally beat Joe. Really, he can't. LOL. We frown on that kind of that thing in the US.
Isn't it great when the moderator is completely impartial and objective? I assume it is, I honestly wouldn't know.
Biden had a little liquid courage before this. Terrible moderator. Ryan is measured and speaks clearly when allowed.
Raddatz: please do the math for me. *plugs ears* LALALALALALALA!
bev: have heard of Deep Eddys, but never tried it. will zip to specs this weekend. or maybe in 5 minutes. momma's gonna need a reserve stash...
So there are no cuts, but Ryan wanted them and we need them. Nice Joe.
I don't know how Ryan is still sitting there and keeping his calm. I know I wouldn't be.
No T-Rav an impartial and fair moderator would be not great... then we'd lose every debate
This is why I couldn't be a politician - they have to stay calm when nitwits bellow!
Biden boorishly interrupts in 3...2...
This woman is so biased. Her question was basically, "Obama won Afghanistan, why not leave now?"
I've got it! I've thought of a way to get though this. Just imagine that, when this is over, Paul Ryan will hold you in his arms and rock you back and forth whispering, "it's okay. it's all over, now. shhhhhh."
"fact is..." DRINK!
yeah, AQ is decimated... whatever.
And that's working out so nicely, isn't it? Just ask those new Afghan policemen.
tryanmax - you promise?
rlaWTX, no, but it's nice to pretend.
Tryanmax - I'd go for that. Ryan can hold me anytime! Wait, that's creepy.
cause nothing bad happens on the bases...
"almost completed"
Kabul g'vt doing what????
If all goes well, the Kabul government will be stable through approximately January 2015. Maybe.
t-rav: dreamer!
Raddatz: Mr. Ryan, when did you stop beating your wife?
because he has a brain!!!!!!!! that's why he won't guarantee!!!!!!!!!!!
rla, he said, "imagine" it. He didn't say Paul Ryan will actually be holding you in his arms. Don't be silly.
I told you I'm not the only one.
T-Rav - you hurt me.
Tall -E -Bahn?
I had to turn it off folks. Joe Biden turned this into a farce; something akin to the old Hardball debates. Ryan was a little too nice. The moderator was useless, but the split screen of smirking Biden made it into a joke. I hope people are turned off by what he did. The only thing Biden did better than Obama was launch into his own set of numbers. Most people will get lost in the numbers here. I expect some media will say "mission accomplished" Joe. I don't think the moderator was particularly partisan, but she wouldn't or couldn't control Joe.
Uh MArtha
The Taleeban is so far back in the stone age they don't know about calendars yet so it's all good
I occasionally wonder who in the Beltway thought laying down arbitrary deadlines was a brilliant idea. In all likelihood, it was Slow Joe himself.
Hey, a fair question at Biden! I had no idea she could do that... must be a mistake.
Hey Mr. Tali-ban, tally me a draw-down!
Daylight come and me wan' go home.
"concerned about pulling out"....hehe...good for a naughty laugh. see what this has done to me?!
go Ryan - explain what the idiot is babbling about!
Patti, it's okay. I've had a lot to drink so nothing bothers me anymore.
Strangely, I think this foreign policy section is making Ryan look more competent than the economics stuff did.
Patti - he's Catholic, right?
tmax: hahahahahahaaaaa. that will be the stupidity i remember tomorrow.
Afghan troops trained in how to shoot our troops in the back, but trained nonetheless.
I heart Paul Ryan
Trained Afghan personnel
oh the ones shooting our troops yeah
rlaWTX: bwhahaha!
Generally, Biden has come off as rude and angry, tonight. The MSM and the true believers will call that a win, but I think everyone else will see it for what it is.
Or the alcohol is talking.
Yeah, those Afghans, Indi...
Very good, Joe! Syria IS a different country.
geography!
what question is he answering????
Biden has gotten indignant at just about every question. It's not believable anymore.
Like the one in Egypt - legit govt!!
So uh
Not an Al Qeada sponsored gub ment like in Egypt
"ground war in Asia"
uhuhuhuhuhuh
Heck, we just put troops in a ground war not long ago! Don't want to do that again.
Biden wouldn't know a fact if it was a pit bull locked on his ass.
And you're just all about speaking up, aren't ya Joe?
BOOM!
facts, you keep using that word, I don't thin it means what you thin it means...
I need to watch the Princess Bride again...
Of course, we just sent troops to Jordan today, but hey who's counting?
My name is Paul Ryan. You killed my economy. Prepare to die!
Okay, I have to say it. I miss LawHawk...;-(
Granpa Joe needs to turn up his hearing aid, because Ryan just answered that question very neatly
There is honestly nothing to say about Joe because he's a liar.
Humanitarian Aid instead of UN
uh even though we went to UN
bev: i just found out tonight, and i've cried. i never met him, but i'm gonna miss him terribly.
Wait, I thought you just said you didn't want to run the risk of setting up an Al-Qaeda government by accident. So how do you know you're not actually aiding....?
Yeah, Bev, I thought that a little earlier.
Oh good. There you are Andrew. I was afraid you'd done something rash.
tmax: perfect! ~wields sword~
rlaWTX is to Princess Bride as Bev is to GWTW
yes, Ryan!!
Oh Lord....
How did I know that she would get to abortion?
T-Rav, they keep saying things that fit!
This question is bull$#!+
please talk personally so we can tear you to shreds. thank you.
This is going to be a doozy. I take back my drinking rule. Throw out the stomach pumps and paramedic assistance if you want.
Of Course - we have to go here... Ryan hasn't managed to disgrace himself, so we have to get people mad!
My son's nickname is "The Bean"
good turn to the freedom issue!!
Good answer about abortion, Paul!
CHINA! y-e-s!
Oh listen. Biden put on his "serious voice"
I guess Biden's Catholicism doesn't include "thou shalt not lie."
Say Joe, didn't you vote for a constitutional amendment once to overturn Roe v. Wade? Because I'm pretty sure you did.
"practicing"
WHAT - "people who can't take care of themselves" who else more than preborn children fit that?
i am catholic. i DO NOT believe in handouts for the sake of handouts. p.s. i am NOT your friend.
Technically, it's not their bodies, but go ahead.
Joe: There is no mafia.
low talker = truth speaker. right?
What're the HHS suits for then???
How does your religion affect your positions..
Biden: Religion? Is there a french word I can come up with no one understands that essentially means I ahve none
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