Saturday, June 3, 2017

Paranoid Time!

Come one... come all... show us your most creative paranoias. For inspiration, think of Kathy Griffin. Poor, poor Kathy's press conference devolved into a toxic mix of rage, self-pity and total obliviousness to her crapulence. But from this festival of hate did come one endearing thought: "There's a bunch of old white guys trying to silence me!"

Really? So a white chick is claiming racism when the public gets upset at her pretending to cut off the head of a white President. Hmm.

Well, I believe you Kathy. I really do. See, I've always been convinced that a council of black elders has been trying to silence me my whole life. Yep. These five black men, each of whom weighs 300+ pounds and wears a purple or yellow or orange striped suit, has been stalking me my whole life. Every time I try to cut off someone's head for fun, they wag their filthy cigars at me and stop me. Booo! I'm suuuuuuuch a victim!

So I'm with you Kathy. Oh, I'm not as ugly as you and I'm not a hate-filled little troll like you, but I do feel your pain. What kind of world do we live in where the public can deny us their support just because we engage in hateful displays? Is there no First Amendment anymore? Sigh.

Anyways, Kathy needs support. So tell us, who's stopping you? Give us your best paranoid enemies list! Do it for Kathy. :D

15 comments:

Hillary Clinton said...

A vast right-wing conspiracy.

BevfromNYC said...

Now add Bill Maher to the pity party.

Oh, another bridge plowdown feom white van in London. This time on the London Bridge.

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, Part of what I find fascinating is how vile her press conference was. She was openly race baiting in the hopes of winning allies for her private dispute. Her "white men" comment was essentially "hey blacks and women, don't let whitey/maney do this!" even though there wasn't even the appearance of a race or gender angle.

I can't imagine a more cynical attempt to stir up race/gender hate.

AndrewPrice said...

Let's hope no one was killed this time in Britain.

BevfromNYC said...

It is being reported that there were two, possibly 3 simultaneous attacks w/car, long knives eat. now being called "terrorist attack". Ugh. Cue: the usual attacks on Trump, Islamaphobia, etc...rinse & repeat.

Can't wait to see what the Mayor of London says this time. Last time it was "well, we just have to learn to live with it".

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, I understand that some things you just can't stop. There's just no way to stop random people from trying to kill people. But it's shocking to me how ready so many people on the left are to just accept this. Not only that, they're terrified to even discuss it for fear of... what? Making it worse somehow? How pathetic.

AndrewPrice said...

Seven dead in five locations. Very sad.

BevfromNYC said...

Well, at least no one will be claiming these were attacks by a random lone wolf.

EPorvaznik said...

As if logic had previously stopped those claims, Bev.

Koshcat said...

I love how she takes a risk and fails miserably and somehow it is our fault. Bill Maher screwed up and his statement was, and I'm paraphrasing, "I screwed up and I'm sorry."

He will be forgiven and should be because he owned up. People make mistakes, even if I disagree with him about 90% of the time, and deserve benefit of the doubt.

The Media said...

Oh thank non-denominational/gender free deity! I was getting worried we might need to talk about the knife-enthusiast incident in London -- which probably was right wing terrorists.

But now that Trump is exploiting this alleged incident to talk about his anti-Muslim travel ban, we can talk about that instead. Whew!! We have an enemy! Yay!

AndrewPrice said...

EP and Bev, Don't rule out the possibility that this was a black flag event ordered by Trump to distract from his failures and allow him to talk about his travel ban... or Kathy Griffin to distract from her problems.

// sarc off

AndrewPrice said...

Koshcat, I agree. I can respect Maher on this one. He owned his mistake and it's not a mistake that should be worth someone's career... message to my friends on the left.

But Griffin blamed everyone except herself and then tried to invent racist conspiracies to save her butt. She needs to go.

BevfromNYC said...

I agree about Maher. He owned it and actually has kept his mouth shut after he owned it. No excuses.

Anthony said...

My prayers are with the victims and their families.

The fact the pacing and number of participants in terror attacks in England is increasing is worrying.

I am fine with the latest version of Trump's travel ban but another step he needs to made is lowering the bar for snatching up domestic terrorists. Almost every attack seems to involve guys who were already on the radar of law enforcement or intelligence agencies.

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