Thursday, March 17, 2022

I'm Still Here!

Howdy folks. I'm still here. I got locked out of my account because it didn't recognize my password. But now I'm back. I will post articles this weekend. In the meantime... here are some impossible things your liberal neighbors now believe.

There is no crime wave. All those murders, attempted murders, robberies and looting you saw in all those woke cities DID. NOT. HAPPEN. All those racist white supremacists looking to recall woke District Attorneys in hate-filled conservative places like San Francisco, Phili and NYC, are just white supremacists. The real crime wave is in white Republican suburbs.

Inflation did not exist until Putin/Trump invaded the Ukraine. There was no inflation before that. Forget that last year was the worst inflation since 1981. It's all Putin's fault.

Joe Biden is not down in the polls. His numbers are perfectly normal for Presidents... just look at Trump, Obama, and Carter. He's almost as popular as each of them was.

Only Republicans gerrymander. Illinois just naturally goes 14-3 Democrat. Maryland naturally goes 8-0 Democratic. New York naturally swings 22-5 Dem. Then there's Oregon at 5-1 Dem and New Mexico 3-0 Dem. Funny how that happens. Yet, a 24-14 Republican advantage in Texas is the greatest threat to Democracy ever... EVER

Big tech had no choice but to do the bidding of Putin, just as they are forced to do the bidding of China now. They are blameless and holy.

Harris is not hysterically stupid. Everybody laughs at refuge crises... and out of control inflation... and tells poor people suffering from gas prices to "let them buy Teslas." Nor is she bleeding staff. It's historically normal to be down to one original staffer at this point.

Ok, that's enough. I can't take any more. Anyways, I will write more this weekend. Believe it or not, we are at war with China, but Ukraine just postponed the shooting. And I'm working on some fun articles about the lack of self awareness of Democrats and progressivism being a false religion premised on provably wrong idea.

How are you all doing?

4 comments:

Kyle T. said...

Hey Andrew, glad your alright! I’m just trying to keep my head above water, these grocery/gas bills are going through the roof!
The idiocy in the world has gone through the roof as well unfortunately… I feel a little down in the dumps over all this crap if I’m honest.
I am looking forward to your coming articles, at least we can roll our eyes together at these idiots… you know, the idiots still trying to convince themselves that Biden and his clown show of an administration are actually doing a good job. Yes, there is a silver lining lol.

Goodnight, Kyle.

ArgentGale said...

Sounds about right on all of that, Andrew, though wasn't it Buttguy who said "Let them buy Teslas" and not Madame Joker? Either way, though, it's just one more bad joke from this clown show of an administration. As for me, not sure how I'm managing to get up most mornings, especially with a big personal project in the process of imploding catastrophically. Hope everyone else is doing better.

AndrewPrice said...

Sorry folks. We're having a fence put in and the first thing they did was cut our internet. It's back now though!

tryanmax said...

Kamala said, "Let them drive Teslas," and Marie Antoinette said, "Let them eat cake," but nothing can top Bloomberg saying, "Let them eat beans."

Oh, but not to worry. Inflation will only be hard on those making less than $300,000/yr. The top 1% will be fine.

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